Flintlock day 1 so far

Varmintmist

Well I saw some deer, running away.

Got my stuff on and headed out. The meth lab decided to join me. I chased him back to the house a few times and thought it had stuck. As I started to climb the treestand, from the right side I see a black and white flash. at that point it went like this.
GO HOME DOG
He is standing there with a doofy look on his face (Hey, are we hunting deer?? There's one!!!, Here, I'll run after it for you.
You stupid {expletive deleted} GO HOME through clenched teeth as the tail bounds north
Hey this is cool. I found one and we are hunting. sniff sniff I think there is something over here, I'll go look
NO, GO HOME, NO NO NO Stupid {Oedipus actions and general canine parentage called into question}
THERES TWO OVER HERE, Look, they are running, I'll run after them so they are off the property.
EXPLETIVE DELETED X 27 as TAILS bound south and I come out of the stand and head in with a happy canine bounding along with a big smile That was fun Dad, I was a lot of help, we were hunting deer and I found three in maybe 4 minutes!!!

knitepoet

I think there would have been more than the "deleted explitives x27" :cuss:

Varmintmist

knitepoet wrote: »

I think there would have been more than the "deleted explitives x27" :cuss:

I can string pretty well. I have, in the past formed complete coherent sentences using nothing but cuss words.

He was so proud of himself to.

knitepoet

Varmintmist wrote: »

He was so proud of himself to.

Kinda like a child, wanting to help, thinking they're doing so good, all the while making things worse.

Jayhawker

That's some funny stuff :jester:

shush

Varmintmist wrote: »

....He was so proud of himself to.

Come on, he loves you!!!!!!!

orchidman

:spittingcoffee: :rotflmao:

You owe me a new keyboard............

NN

I suppose your a bit upset; but, that was hilarious.

Farm Boy Deuce

Shoot the damn dog.

Varmintmist

Farm Boy Deuce wrote: »

Shoot the damn dog.

For doing his job? He is supposed to keep unwanted things off the property. It was my fault for not taking him all the way into the house. 99% of the time once he goes, he goes. he wanted to be with me, which is another part of his job.

Is only a deer.

Teach

Our frequent escort is the neighbor's Basset Hound. The doofus will park himself right under my stand and just sit there all day! Of course, he's stinky enough to spook every deer in a 500-yard radius, regardless of wind direction!
Jerry

Gene L

I had a dog that would do that, look up at me in my tree stand with an adoring, pleased look on herself. She was so proud, it was impossible to get scold her and run her off.

Freezer

I almost shot my GSP a few years back. I had been in the woods five hours and was two and a half miles from the cabin. I was sitting on a small point and was willing to swear a bear was coming through the brush at me. That is until she crossed the point 30 yards from me.That's the day I realized how bad I stink.