Letter from Africa: Travel tips for Barack Obama

shushshush Senior MemberPosts: 6,259 Senior Member
Tongue in the cheek guide to Kenya for The Man?

Joseph Warungu.
21 July 2015

"Dear Mr Obama,

So here's how to survive Kenya as a local:

The first thing you'll encounter on arrival at the Jomo Kenyatta International airport is an electronic Ebola screening machine........"


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-33599393

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" Where will you be staying? I notice that all the top hotels in Nairobi have been fully booked. My advice: Just let them know who you are at reception, they'll find room................................................................................Finally, your visit doesn't come cheap.

When you're gone, someone will need to foot the bill for all these emergency beautifications of Nairobi and disruption of businesses as well as the dollar wreaking havoc on the local economy.

That person is the poor, voiceless tax payer."

cjp wrote: »..... Oh dear God, I've admitted to liking something Limey.I'll never hear the end of this.

Jayhawker wrote: »...But seriously Shush....

Big Chief wrote: ».........walking around with a greasy butt ain't no fun, though!

 


 

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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Well, he is "Home" and I wish he would stay there, course they have enough problems already. :tooth:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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