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JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior MemberPosts: 7,952 Senior Member
A guy asks his girlfriend to the prom.

He first has to rent a tux. In doing this, he waits a long time in a line.

He then has to get a corsage for her. You guessed it. More waiting in line for a long time.

Then, they get to the prom, only to find a long waiting line to get in.

Finally, there at the prom, his date is hungry, so they wait a long time in the buffet line.

Then, she's thirsty, but there is no punch line.
Jerry

Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.

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  • bhl2506bhl2506 Senior Member Posts: 1,942 Senior Member
    :punch:"imoit:
    Refusing to conform to the left wing mantra of political correctness by insisting on telling the truth does not make you a loud mouth.
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,394 Senior Member
    bhl2506 wrote: »
    :punch:"imoit:

    This is as bad as "The Beer That Made Melfamy Walkus."
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • JermanatorJermanator Senior Member Posts: 16,128 Senior Member
    That is the first prom night joke I have heard that wasn't dirty.
    Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
    -Thomas Paine
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 27,398 Senior Member
    Reminds me of the punch bowl scene from the movie "Hollywood Knights". :tooth:
      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    ― Douglas Adams
  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 7,047 Senior Member
    JerryBobCo wrote: »
    A guy asks his girlfriend to the prom.

    He first has to rent a tux. In doing this, he waits a long time in a line.

    He then has to get a corsage for her. You guessed it. More waiting in line for a long time.

    Then, they get to the prom, only to find a long waiting line to get in.

    Finally, there at the prom, his date is hungry, so they wait a long time in the buffet line.

    Then, she's thirsty, but there is no punch line.

    Okay................next time I see you, you're gonna pay for that.
    In the meantime, I'll be thinking of how .....

    Mike
    "Walking away seems to be a lost art form."
    N454casull
  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,167 Senior Member
    Jermanator wrote: »
    That is the first prom night joke I have heard that wasn't dirty.

    Or funny......... :p
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    They used to call them kind of jokes CORNY.
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • DoctorWhoDoctorWho Senior Member Posts: 9,496 Senior Member
    Prom night = scary Stephen King story, "Carrie"

    What it's like to be a normal every day American teenager.
    "There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you, the Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say, you do not improve with age. Founding member of the G&A forum since 1996
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    Linefinder wrote: »
    Okay................next time I see you, you're gonna pay for that.
    In the meantime, I'll be thinking of how .....

    Mike
    Kick him straight in the toodles. That should suffice.
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 7,952 Senior Member
    Linefinder wrote: »
    Okay................next time I see you, you're gonna pay for that.
    In the meantime, I'll be thinking of how .....

    Mike

    I still owe you payback for talking me into use moly bullets in my .222. :tooth:
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,667 Senior Member
    Firing squad at dawn! With issued .270s!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 27,398 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    Firing squad at dawn! With issued .270s!

    Death by tickling is against the Geneva Convention........................I think? :uhm::tooth:
      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    ― Douglas Adams
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,394 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    Firing squad at dawn! With issued .270s!

    Hey, on here the general consensus is that's about like 30 days in the electric chair at low voltage.....
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • DoctorWhoDoctorWho Senior Member Posts: 9,496 Senior Member
    Alternative sentencing ?
    "There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you, the Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say, you do not improve with age. Founding member of the G&A forum since 1996
  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 7,047 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Kick him straight in the toodles. That should suffice.

    Thanks! Unless I can think of something different, that'll do.

    Mike
    "Walking away seems to be a lost art form."
    N454casull
  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 7,047 Senior Member
    JerryBobCo wrote: »
    I still owe you payback for talking me into use moly bullets in my .222. :tooth:

    Well.....it caused you to buy a .204, huh?

    Next...............................

    Mike
    "Walking away seems to be a lost art form."
    N454casull
  • FreezerFreezer Senior Member Posts: 1,756 Senior Member
    Thats criminal! You should be sent to the punitentiary for that bad act.
    I like Elmer Keith; I married his daughter :wink:
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 7,952 Senior Member
    Linefinder wrote: »
    Well.....it caused you to buy a .204, huh?

    Next...............................

    Mike

    Well, ok.

    I guess that's the end of our hunting and fishing trips, or any other kinds of get togethers. I ain't real sure what toodles are, but it doesn't sound like a good thing to be kicked in them.

    How 'bout we compromise, and tie Buffy to a fence post and force feed him ex-lax?
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
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