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BuffcoBuffco Senior MemberPosts: 6,244 Senior Member
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And get eaten up by seed ticks. Holy crap...
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  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 7,946 Senior Member
    Two words.

    Insect repellant.
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 24,000 Senior Member
    Way to scare the animals away.
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • twatwa Senior Member Posts: 2,238 Senior Member
    JerryBobCo wrote: »
    Two words.

    Insect repellant.

    or better yet, bug suit. I wouldn't be able to live without mine this time of year. Your plum crazy going in shorts, I would get eaten alive and carried away around here.
  • shootbrownelkshootbrownelk Senior Member Posts: 2,035 Senior Member
    Zee wrote: »
    Way to scare the animals away.

    Boy, that's for sure Zee. I learned that 50 years ago. Only thing worse is tobacco smoke.
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 24,000 Senior Member
    Boy, that's for sure Zee. I learned that 50 years ago. Only thing worse is tobacco smoke.


    I was referring to seeing his legs. That in itself, is a scary sight.
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 24,000 Senior Member
    All pasty white with little orange fuzz.
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    One can never be too sexy for the woods.

    I have a sounder of pigs milling about right now, just out of sight....
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    twa wrote: »
    or better yet, bug suit. I wouldn't be able to live without mine this time of year. Your plum crazy going in shorts, I would get eaten alive and carried away around here.
    Thermocell. I'd rather leave my bow or rifle than my 'Cell.
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    Zee wrote: »
    All pasty white with little orange fuzz.
    My legs set alight the hearts and ache the loins of young maidens everywhere.
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 13,495 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    My legs set alight the hearts and ache the loins of young maidens everywhere.
    Maiden is a new term for a virgin goat, right?

    Seriously, you need camo on them legs. The bright white will scare off the critters.
    Overkill is underrated.
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    I have a curtain around the front of the stand.
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 7,946 Senior Member
    U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi.

    You're ugly.

    You're ugly!

    Shamelessly stolen from some old Goldie Hawn movie.
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 13,495 Senior Member
    This what you mean, Jerry?
    Overkill is underrated.
  • tubabucknuttubabucknut Banned Posts: 3,520 Senior Member
    Zee wrote: »
    All pasty white with little orange fuzz.
    We are still talking about his legs right?
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 13,495 Senior Member
    I think he shaved his beard, so... yeah.
    Overkill is underrated.
  • tubabucknuttubabucknut Banned Posts: 3,520 Senior Member
    I think he shaved his beard, so... yeah.
    Ahh he's Brazilian. I thought he might be of Irish Heritage.
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    Ahh he's Brazilian. I thought he might be of Irish Heritage.
    Irish in color, Brazilian by practice, African in magnitude. Want a pic?
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    My name is Zulu Seamus Lopez.
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 24,714 Senior Member
    U obviously have a paved sidewalk to your stand
    Shut up-----KAREN; OK Cynthia
  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,165 Senior Member
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    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 24,714 Senior Member
    Wait, great hunter
    your in the back yard.
    Shut up-----KAREN; OK Cynthia
  • Six-GunSix-Gun Senior Member Posts: 8,148 Senior Member
    ****. Look at them legs. Seriously, as had been insinuated, is that considered spotlighting?
    Accuracy: because white space between bullet holes drives me insane.
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 12,628 Senior Member
    A lot of Yoo-Hoo pink stuff on that bow, whats up with that?
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • Six-GunSix-Gun Senior Member Posts: 8,148 Senior Member
    JerryBobCo wrote: »
    U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi.

    You're ugly.

    You're ugly!

    Shamelessly stolen from some old Goldie Hawn movie.
    Wildcats!

    Saw it in the theater back in the day.
    Accuracy: because white space between bullet holes drives me insane.
  • BigDanSBigDanS Senior Member Posts: 6,973 Senior Member
    Wambli Ska wrote: »
    That is 100% regional and habitat related. Light up in New Jersey where there is no deer more than 100 yards from folks you'll be fine. Light up in the woods in Vermont a few miles from civilization every critter within a mile of you is GONE.

    My same theory of having an open fire at your campsite...
    "A patriot is mocked, scorned and hated; yet when his cause succeeds, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." Mark Twain
    Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.... now who's bringing the hot wings? :jester:
  • Fat BillyFat Billy Senior Member Posts: 1,813 Senior Member
    Mine are so white the deer think they're salt licks! :applause: Later,
    Fat Billy

    Recoil is how you know primer ignition is complete.
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 7,946 Senior Member
    I think that Ron White said it best.

    If someone would invent a bullet that traveled 55 mph, with lights and a blaring horn, deer would be jumping into the way of it.
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,394 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    That's Crap. I've had deer walk in while I/we were smoking. As a matter of fact, we would joke that cigarettes being smoked made deer come to us. Because it happened on multiple occasions.

    Maybe some smart old bucks who have survived many seasons have learned to differentiate Tobacco smoke from wood but most deer have not a clue. One of My long departed mentors told me many times "Hell, I've put one out and shot a buck." Too many times back in the day, I've smoked my pipe with Sir Walter Raleigh in it and killed deer inside 30 yards. With most deer smoke doesn't phase them. Well maybe a strong menthol would scare em.
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • DoctorWhoDoctorWho Senior Member Posts: 9,496 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Irish in color, Brazilian by practice, African in magnitude. Want a pic?

    We used to play "Make believe" too, kid stuff, gave it up as we grew up.
    "There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you, the Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say, you do not improve with age. Founding member of the G&A forum since 1996
  • DoctorWhoDoctorWho Senior Member Posts: 9,496 Senior Member
    snake284 wrote: »
    Maybe some smart old bucks who have survived many seasons have learned to differentiate Tobacco smoke from wood but most deer have not a clue. One of My long departed mentors told me many times "Hell, I've put one out and shot a buck." Too many times back in the day, I've smoked my pipe with Sir Walter Raleigh in it and killed deer inside 30 yards. With most deer smoke doesn't phase them. Well maybe a strong menthol.

    One of my friends shot a huge buck as he pooped, he had hung up his rifle, however his Ruger revolver was handy, one shot DRT...

    So much for the smell driving away all deer.
    "There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you, the Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say, you do not improve with age. Founding member of the G&A forum since 1996
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