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JerryBobCo
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The economy is so bad that:

I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil layed of 25 congressmen.
Agelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel 6 won't leave the light on any more.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
Wall Street has been renamed to "Wal-Mart Street".
Finally, I called the suicide hot line. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil layed of 25 congressmen.
Agelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel 6 won't leave the light on any more.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
Wall Street has been renamed to "Wal-Mart Street".
Finally, I called the suicide hot line. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!
Jerry
Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
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That is very good!!! :spittingcoffee:
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I love em all, especially the last one, :tooth:
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
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