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Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
They could have two lines at the TSA scanners that say 'Pointers' and "Setters" but that wouldn't work either. The confused sexually oriented would still foul it up. They'd still get in the line they want to be in, and not the line they belong in. :roll2:
“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer” ― Douglas Adams
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I wonder if their alert lights power up at either extreme of the endowment scale:
"So small even TSA couldn't find it"
or. . .
"So big we should probably check to make sure it's not a stick of TNT"
"Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
Nope. I'm not touchin' that!
"If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CVJFQkPkCg
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Saw it, wasn't swinging.
Wait...
George Carlin
At least he got a piece of it. Even if it was just the tip.
Dad 5-31-13
― Douglas Adams
Not in so many words...
George Carlin