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Tom MixTom Mix Posts: 101 Member
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Ok, God has wiped out everybody except for 1 man on each continent and his wife. All technology has been taken away and God is letting you have a choice of wives, one rifle, one handgun, and one knife.

Since we are the only man left on this continent what do you choose,

Your wife has to be either Raquel Welch (the 1960's version) or Pamela Anderson (the 80's version).

What is your one rifle?

What is your one handgun?

What s your one knife?

You are in the middle of Tennessee and nobody else exist but all the animals that exist today still exist.
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  • NNNN Posts: 25,236 Senior Member
    #2
    Really
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  • Tom MixTom Mix Posts: 101 Member
    #3
    NN wrote: »
    Really

    You have anything better?
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  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Posts: 10,940 Senior Member
    #4
    Pamela Anderson? headshot-suicide.gif
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
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  • Tom MixTom Mix Posts: 101 Member
    #5
    jbp-ohio wrote: »
    Pamela Anderson? headshot-suicide.gif

    I guess this means you are a Raquel Welch fan. Please do not pick Catelyn Jenner.
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  • tubabucknuttubabucknut Posts: 3,520 Senior Member
    #6
    :popcorn:
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  • JayhawkerJayhawker Posts: 18,360 Senior Member
    #7
    Tom Mix wrote: »
    Your wife has to be either Raquel Welch (the 1960's version) or Pamela Anderson (the 80's version).

    If this was the case I would use the one handgun to shoot myself... suicide.gif
    Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"
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  • TeachTeach Posts: 18,428 Senior Member
    #8
    How's life in Mom's basement these days?
    Jerry
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  • Tom MixTom Mix Posts: 101 Member
    #9
    Ok, I will start this failed attempt to get something going.

    Woman, Pamela Anderson but only when she was younger and before she became a crack whore and was married to Tommy Lee.

    Rifle - Any good quality bolt action with a 26 inch barrel in 300 win mag.

    Handgun - S&W 629 with a 5 inch barrel.

    Knife - Randel Made (or a Blackjack) 1-7 Fighter.
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  • NNNN Posts: 25,236 Senior Member
    #10
    Tom Mix wrote: »
    You have anything better?
    Actually I do; but, I been warned in the past if I want to stay here to not give things like this
    [fill in the blank] my true abilities.
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  • breamfisherbreamfisher Posts: 14,104 Senior Member
    #11
    The thing I've noticed with these threads is - and we've had several - is no one seems to consider the need for things like ammo, sharpening stones, and such.
    Meh.
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  • JermanatorJermanator Posts: 16,244 Senior Member
    #12
    Tom Mix wrote: »
    one rifle?
    one handgun?
    one knife?
    Ok. The one wife thing I can handle. No point in being stuck with two disappointed women-- one is bad enough. One rifle? One handgun? One knife? I am not sure if that is a world I want to live in.
    Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
    -Thomas Paine
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  • BAMAAKBAMAAK Posts: 4,484 Senior Member
    #13
    You might as well have just said brittany spears or miley cirus or one of the many kardashians. Maybe if you said they couldn't talk.
    "He only earns his freedom and his life Who takes them every day by storm."

    -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German writer and politician
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  • NNNN Posts: 25,236 Senior Member
    #14
    BAMAAK wrote: »
    You might as well have just said brittany spears or miley cirus or one of the many kardashians. Maybe if you said they couldn't talk.
    :applause:
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  • NNNN Posts: 25,236 Senior Member
    #15
    Jermanator wrote: »
    Ok. The one wife thing I can handle. No point in being stuck with two disappointed women-- one is bad enough. One rifle? One handgun? One knife? I am not sure if that is a world I want to live in.

    Right, need more knives
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  • JasonMPDJasonMPD Posts: 6,583 Senior Member
    #16
    BAMAAK wrote: »
    You might as well have just said brittany spears or miley cirus or one of the many kardashians. Maybe if you said they couldn't talk.

    Hepatitis B speaks volumes.
    “There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” – Will Rogers
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  • JermanatorJermanator Posts: 16,244 Senior Member
    #17
    http://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/vpd-vac/hepb/
    Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
    -Thomas Paine
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  • BigslugBigslug Posts: 9,863 Senior Member
    #18
    In this scenario, God's done all the hard work already. I'd only have 11 people on Earth to hunt down and finish off to achieve peace and quiet. 13 if you count Antarctica. Happy Hunger Games! :devil:
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
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  • BigslugBigslug Posts: 9,863 Senior Member
    #19
    Jayhawker wrote: »
    If this was the case I would use the one handgun to shoot myself... suicide.gif

    Can we add that smiley to the permanent list? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!:roll2:
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
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  • JasonMPDJasonMPD Posts: 6,583 Senior Member
    #20
    Jermanator wrote: »
    http://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/vpd-vac/hepb/

    You're the last man alive....hope you have a key to the medicine storage...haha
    “There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” – Will Rogers
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  • JasonMPDJasonMPD Posts: 6,583 Senior Member
    #21
    Bigslug wrote: »
    Can we add that smiley to the permanent list? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!:roll2:

    I second this motion. Call it to a vote.
    “There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” – Will Rogers
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  • Tom MixTom Mix Posts: 101 Member
    #22
    I cannot believe you guys will not even humor me since I am new here.

    You have answered my model 66 or Glock in 10mm questions.

    You have answered my 10mm in a 1911 or a Glock questions.

    And you have answered my 10mm or .41 Magnum questions and now you bail out on me.

    I guess you know who your friends are when **** stuff starts to happen.
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  • Dr. dbDr. db Posts: 1,541 Senior Member
    #23
    Ok. Don't need a self defense handgun except to keep unwanted conversation from the "wife" to a minimum. Although it would be easy to walk away. Given the situation she might even shut up and follow.
    Mauser action in 308
    S&W 629
    K-bar
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  • TeachTeach Posts: 18,428 Senior Member
    #24
    Shall we unleash the full force of the jackass brigade on Tom Mixed-Up? I think he wants a real welcome to the forum !
    Jerry
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  • Tom MixTom Mix Posts: 101 Member
    #25
    cpj wrote: »
    Historically, we have never played these types of threads. Typically it's just an end of the world scenario type thread. You have at least changed it up, but we still don't play. We will make jackass like comments, though.

    Tonight is the last of the 4 blood moons so I thought it would be ok.
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  • JermanatorJermanator Posts: 16,244 Senior Member
    #26
    Tom Mix wrote: »
    Tonight is the last of the 4 blood moons so I thought it would be ok.
    So you say...

    Butt Jerm has awaken!
    Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
    -Thomas Paine
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  • tennmiketennmike Posts: 27,457 Senior Member
    #27
    Tom Mix wrote: »
    Ok, God has wiped out everybody except for 1 man on each continent and his wife. All technology has been taken away and God is letting you have a choice of wives, one rifle, one handgun, and one knife.

    Since we are the only man left on this continent what do you choose,

    Your wife has to be either Raquel Welch (the 1960's version) or Pamela Anderson (the 80's version).

    What is your one rifle?

    What is your one handgun?

    What s your one knife?

    You are in the middle of Tennessee and nobody else exist but all the animals that exist today still exist.

    Since ALL technology has been taken away, you can't have a rifle, pistol, or steel knife as they represent high level technology. And Raquel Welch and Pamela Sue Anderson are both flaming Liberals; I'd bash their heads in with a rock or club within 24 hours. Short of that, I'd just walk off and leave either one/both to their own devices. And neither one would be much help; sort of like trying to use a toy poodle as a hog catch dog.

    I'd head for someplace on the Gulf Coast where there's food for the taking. Build a hut, get a fire going, and live the good life until I croaked. :tooth:
      “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    ― Douglas Adams
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  • Ernie BishopErnie Bishop Posts: 8,609 Senior Member
    #28
    :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
    Ernie

    "The Un-Tactical"
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  • orchidmanorchidman Posts: 8,438 Senior Member
    #29
    I would pick Pamela Anderson...........and go wife swapping with one of the other guys who picked Raquel and swap Pam for a second rifle.
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
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  • toymachinetoymachine Posts: 761 Senior Member
    #30
    Tom Mix wrote: »
    I guess this means you are a Raquel Welch fan. Please do not pick Catelyn Jenner.

    Why you gotta be hatin'? But since you bring it up, the stuff inside the Wheaties box may make me feel like my a woman... what? Did my a woman do something? Did she say something? It's a warning, so I'd guess she offended you in some way. Let me know what my a woman did, so we can get this worked out. ;):D
    "Is 'milk bottle' literally a racist term?"
    "It is now." - Jack Fraggs
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  • shushshush Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    #31
    tennmike wrote: »
    Since ALL technology has been taken away, you can't have a rifle, pistol, or steel knife as they represent high level technology.


    cricket-sports-concept-match-kit-creative-chalk-drawn-bat-red-ball-wicket-stumps-umpire-s-hat-chalkboard-50406667.jpg



    Piece of chalk?

    I'll get by.
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