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  • BigDanSBigDanS Senior Member Miami, FL almost in the USA ;)Posts: 6,992 Senior Member
    Rifle and pistol require modern ammunition and would soon run out...

    So it would be better to go with black powder which you could still make...


    and Raquel was natural...

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    vs...

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  • shushshush Senior Member This Sceptical Isle.Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    BigDanS wrote: »
    Rifle and pistol require modern ammunition and would soon run out...

    So it would be better to go with black powder which you could still make...


    and Raquel was natural...

    You can easily find the know how to make one of these.

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    But do you still have the owner's manual for 'Raquel'?
  • bisleybisley Senior Member East TexasPosts: 10,815 Senior Member
    Ruger Blackhawk in .44 magnum, CZ bolt action .22, Benchmade Griptilian.

    Racquel, I reckon, circa 1965.
  • FreezerFreezer Senior Member Posts: 2,611 Senior Member
    Give me an ax, a good knife and a country girl who knows how to work! Best part would be no more Jackazzs on the net!
    I like Elmer Keith; I married his daughter :wink:
  • Hondo341Hondo341 Member Sunny FloridaPosts: 448 Member
    I'll take Raquel, 4" 629, pre '60 Win mod 70 in .30-06, Randal Skinning knife.

    I would gladly trade Raquel for Sarah Palin. She could hunt for me on the days I wanted sit around the cave.
    "People are responsible to play a role in their own safety." Sheriff David Clarke 2016
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Why suppressed if you and a gal are all that is left? The world is yours so earplugs and ammo nobody else needs will be in people-less stores.................imagine a Walmart/BPS/Cabela's all to yersef and yer woman.
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
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  • orchidmanorchidman Senior Member A true 'Southerner'. NZPosts: 8,403 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    Why suppressed if you and a gal are all that is left? The world is yours so earplugs and ammo nobody else needs will be in people-less stores.................imagine a Walmart/BPS/Cabela's all to yersef and yer woman.


    And then kids will be born and the whole cycle will start again.

    "Why do you need to go hunting all the time while I have to stay at home looking after the kids?" :bang:
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
  • Gene LGene L Senior Member Posts: 12,766 Senior Member
    Don't think I can enjoy this fantasy without my loved ones surviving.

    But I'd chose Ronda Rousey in case God overlooked a bad guy.
    Concealed carry is for protection, open carry is for attention.
  • tubabucknuttubabucknut Banned Posts: 3,520 Senior Member
    Hondo341 wrote: »
    I'll take Raquel, 4" 629, pre '60 Win mod 70 in .30-06, Randal Skinning knife.

    I would gladly trade Raquel for Sarah Palin. She could hunt for me on the days I wanted sit around the cave.
    Not if her dad is not there to work the bolt for her.
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Living in a van, down by the river.Posts: 14,041 Senior Member
    Not if her dad is not there to work the bolt for her.
    Niiiiiiiiiiice!!!!!
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  • N320AWN320AW Senior Member North Georgia MountainsPosts: 648 Senior Member
    Tom Mix wrote: »
    Ok, God has wiped out everybody except for 1 man on each continent and his wife. All technology has been taken away and God is letting you have a choice of wives, one rifle, one handgun, and one knife.

    Since we are the only man left on this continent what do you choose,

    Your wife has to be either Raquel Welch (the 1960's version) or Pamela Anderson (the 80's version).

    What is your one rifle?

    What is your one handgun?

    What s your one knife?

    You are in the middle of Tennessee and nobody else exist but all the animals that exist today still exist.

    I don't mind a good hypothetical question but this is a little over the top! Since this is a gun forum of sorts, it would be a lot better to drop the FEMININE ALLURE question and stick to GUNS only.
  • JermanatorJermanator Senior Member Posts: 16,244 Senior Member
    We can make an exception for you. So Brad Pitt or Matt Damon?
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    -Thomas Paine
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Jermanator wrote: »
    We can make an exception for you. So Brad Pitt or Matt Damon?


    :roll2: :roll2: :roll2: :roll2: :punch: :punch:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • Tom MixTom Mix Member Posts: 101 Member
    Jermanator wrote: »
    We can make an exception for you. So Brad Pitt or Matt Damon?

    Katlyn Jenner, lol.
  • toymachinetoymachine Senior Member Posts: 761 Senior Member
    Hondo341 wrote: »
    I'll take Raquel, 4" 629, pre '60 Win mod 70 in .30-06, Randal Skinning knife.

    I would gladly trade Raquel for Sarah Palin. She could hunt for me on the days I wanted sit around the cave.

    I'd tell her to swim to Russia and bring back an AK and some vodka.
    "Is 'milk bottle' literally a racist term?"
    "It is now." - Jack Fraggs
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,429 Senior Member
    toymachine wrote: »
    I'd tell her to swim to Russia and bring back an AK and some vodka.

    Hell with a bunch of pampered Hollywood Biatches! Give me a real woman, like a fiery Filipina that will fillet fish, skin Hogs, deer, rabbit, squirrel, Snake, chicken, duck, and catch and kill all that too. And one you don't have to worry about getting fat as they get older because they will literally work there ass off and keep it like that, and love me like no other woman could. That's how I would want to live under such conditions. And in fact, that's how I want to live under my present conditions. If the world would get like that, I want a woman with me I can depend on when things go to hell. I don't want some bimbo that would go Hollywood on me. And I want a woman that can think when the defecation hits the rotary Oscillator. That's what I've got now and that's what I want until I die.

    As for armament, if the defecation hits the old fan, I would hold on to what I have now. I would try to find all the reloading components I can find. And I would go around and find all the loaded ammo I could find too. I would want my Mausers, and My Remingtons, hell all my guns. I would also have my Garands with 10000 or 20000 rounds of 150 grain FMJ over 48 grains of IMR or Hodgdons 4895.

    I would also want my four handguns and about 20000 Rounds of ammo for each. I already have a bunch of 230 grain FMJ for my 45 ACP 1911, and some 38 Special AND .357 Mag. wad cutters, and some 158 Grain Jacketed Hollow Points too. I still have a case or two of Norinco FMJ 115 grain for my 9mm S&W, also.

    Another thing I would want is plenty of shot shell loads in 12ga and 20 gauge too. I would want some of each shot size, Nos 2s 4s 6s and 7 1/2s and some 00 buck. I used to keep a couple thousand shot shells loaded and that's what I'd want to do in this scenario as well.
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,429 Senior Member
    N320AW wrote: »
    I don't mind a good hypothetical question but this is a little over the top! Since this is a gun forum of sorts, it would be a lot better to drop the FEMININE ALLURE question and stick to GUNS only.

    Naw man, this is great! I think this is an exceptional thread.

    I like the allure
    hehehehe

    Remember Gun guys like girls too, well of most of us do! :tooth:

    You're probably the guy that would Rat Spanky out and tell Darla he was trying to look up her dress........

    :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,429 Senior Member
    bisley wrote: »
    Ruger Blackhawk in .44 magnum, CZ bolt action .22, Benchmade Griptilian.

    Racquel, I reckon, circa 1965.

    Damn bisley, that woman be 70+ years old now. Why don't you go for a newer model? I mean hell, iffin you gonna dream, dream BIG!
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • bisleybisley Senior Member East TexasPosts: 10,815 Senior Member
    snake284 wrote: »
    Damn bisley, that woman be 70+ years old now. Why don't you go for a newer model? I mean hell, iffin you gonna dream, dream BIG!


    I was attempting, for once, to go along with the 'spirit' of the post. And I did specify 1965, knowing that I was only 14, then. :tooth:
  • bisleybisley Senior Member East TexasPosts: 10,815 Senior Member
    bisley wrote: »
    I was attempting, for once, to go along with the 'spirit' of the post. And I did specify 1965, knowing that I was only 14, then. :tooth:


    Bear in mind that in 1965, I was still in love with Annette Funicello (Beach Party) and had been since she was a Mouseketeer. Before her, it was Darla, from the Little Rascals.

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    and Darla (sigh)

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  • FreezerFreezer Senior Member Posts: 2,611 Senior Member
    toymachine wrote: »
    I'd tell her to swim to Russia and bring back an AK and some vodka.

    Not her....IT!
    I like Elmer Keith; I married his daughter :wink:
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,429 Senior Member
    Hondo341 wrote: »
    I'll take Raquel, 4" 629, pre '60 Win mod 70 in .30-06, Randal Skinning knife.

    I would gladly trade Raquel for Sarah Palin. She could hunt for me on the days I wanted sit around the cave.

    Yep, Sarah Palin would be next on my list should I not have my Filipina. She's another like My Filipina, a real Woman, maybe even Jungle Woman! But I'm not sure how good she can climb a coconut tree. Fe goes up one boogedy boogedy boogedy like the monkey Hunting coons with Marcel Ledbedder.
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,429 Senior Member
    bisley wrote: »
    I was attempting, for once, to go along with the 'spirit' of the post. And I did specify 1965, knowing that I was only 14, then. :tooth:

    Ok Ok, I take it back some. In the Spirit of 1965 Raquel would be ok, as long as you had plenty of old socks and duct tape to plug up her Liberal mouth.....:tooth:
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,429 Senior Member
    snake284 wrote: »
    Ok Ok, I take it back some. In the Spirit of 1965 Raquel would be ok, as long as you had plenty of old socks and duct tape to plug up her Liberal mouth.....:tooth:

    And NO! you can't have Darla, she's Spanky's girl...:nono:___:roll:___:roll2:
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • bisleybisley Senior Member East TexasPosts: 10,815 Senior Member
    snake284 wrote: »
    Ok Ok, I take it back some. In the Spirit of 1965 Raquel would be ok, as long as you had plenty of old socks and duct tape to plug up her Liberal mouth.....:tooth:

    She can talk?
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,429 Senior Member
    bisley wrote: »
    She can talk?

    Well rumor has it, but just to make sure, the sock and duct tape would be added insurance.:tooth:
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • Dr. dbDr. db Senior Member Posts: 1,541 Senior Member
    Or a deck of cards. Sit down and play solitaire and soon some will come along to kibbitz.
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Under a logPosts: 27,457 Senior Member
    The woman would be more better if she was a gal that knew how to put in a garden, cook, and hunt and fish. Them two old heifers in the OP would be useless. Instead of helping, they'd just be another mouth to keep fed, and you'd have to listen to a bunch of crap about they need this and that, and that you're not doing enough for them. Given the situation in the OP, I'd trade either one for a good hunting dog. :roll2:
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  • Tom MixTom Mix Member Posts: 101 Member
    tennmike wrote: »
    The woman would be more better if she was a gal that knew how to put in a garden, cook, and hunt and fish. Them two old heifers in the OP would be useless. Instead of helping, they'd just be another mouth to keep fed, and you'd have to listen to a bunch of crap about they need this and that, and that you're not doing enough for them. Given the situation in the OP, I'd trade either one for a good hunting dog. :roll2:

    I would hate to be your hunting dog at bed time. :rotflmao:

    I bet he runs away after the second night. :rotflmao:
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Under a logPosts: 27,457 Senior Member
    Tom Mix wrote: »
    I would hate to be your hunting dog at bed time. :rotflmao:

    I bet he runs away after the second night. :rotflmao:

    In your OP, you set up a survival situation. Which would you rather have, a woman that could help carry the load, or one that would expect to be waited on hand and foot, and contribute NOTHING to the effort to survive? I plainly stated that a country girl that knew how to do stuff was superior to your choices. By the time you'd carried those two heifers on a chip all day, tended the garden, hunted for food, dressed the game, cooked all the meals, and washed up what passed for dishes, you'd be too tired for a romp in the hay. And that would get old REAL fast. Not like you can go to a restaurant every time you get a case of the hollow belly.

    At least a good hunting dog could help find game. And track wounded game.

    Anyway, Raquel or Pamela would probably end up wiping their junk with poison oak or poison ivy leaves, and you'd have to listen to that mess for days. Your choice of wimmins for a survival situation speaks volumes of your lack of critical thinking going into a survival situation. There's a reason those women get passed along a lot; the guys got tired of their whining and crap. :rotflmao:
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