Rifle and pistol require modern ammunition and would soon run out...
So it would be better to go with black powder which you could still make...
and Raquel was natural...
vs...
D
"A patriot is mocked, scorned and hated; yet when his cause succeeds, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." Mark Twain
Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.... now who's bringing the hot wings? :jester:
Why suppressed if you and a gal are all that is left? The world is yours so earplugs and ammo nobody else needs will be in people-less stores.................imagine a Walmart/BPS/Cabela's all to yersef and yer woman.
It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Why suppressed if you and a gal are all that is left? The world is yours so earplugs and ammo nobody else needs will be in people-less stores.................imagine a Walmart/BPS/Cabela's all to yersef and yer woman.
And then kids will be born and the whole cycle will start again.
"Why do you need to go hunting all the time while I have to stay at home looking after the kids?" :bang:
Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
Ok, God has wiped out everybody except for 1 man on each continent and his wife. All technology has been taken away and God is letting you have a choice of wives, one rifle, one handgun, and one knife.
Since we are the only man left on this continent what do you choose,
Your wife has to be either Raquel Welch (the 1960's version) or Pamela Anderson (the 80's version).
What is your one rifle?
What is your one handgun?
What s your one knife?
You are in the middle of Tennessee and nobody else exist but all the animals that exist today still exist.
I don't mind a good hypothetical question but this is a little over the top! Since this is a gun forum of sorts, it would be a lot better to drop the FEMININE ALLURE question and stick to GUNS only.
We can make an exception for you. So Brad Pitt or Matt Damon?
:roll2: :roll2: :roll2: :roll2: :punch: :punch:
It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
I'd tell her to swim to Russia and bring back an AK and some vodka.
Hell with a bunch of pampered Hollywood Biatches! Give me a real woman, like a fiery Filipina that will fillet fish, skin Hogs, deer, rabbit, squirrel, Snake, chicken, duck, and catch and kill all that too. And one you don't have to worry about getting fat as they get older because they will literally work there ass off and keep it like that, and love me like no other woman could. That's how I would want to live under such conditions. And in fact, that's how I want to live under my present conditions. If the world would get like that, I want a woman with me I can depend on when things go to hell. I don't want some bimbo that would go Hollywood on me. And I want a woman that can think when the defecation hits the rotary Oscillator. That's what I've got now and that's what I want until I die.
As for armament, if the defecation hits the old fan, I would hold on to what I have now. I would try to find all the reloading components I can find. And I would go around and find all the loaded ammo I could find too. I would want my Mausers, and My Remingtons, hell all my guns. I would also have my Garands with 10000 or 20000 rounds of 150 grain FMJ over 48 grains of IMR or Hodgdons 4895.
I would also want my four handguns and about 20000 Rounds of ammo for each. I already have a bunch of 230 grain FMJ for my 45 ACP 1911, and some 38 Special AND .357 Mag. wad cutters, and some 158 Grain Jacketed Hollow Points too. I still have a case or two of Norinco FMJ 115 grain for my 9mm S&W, also.
Another thing I would want is plenty of shot shell loads in 12ga and 20 gauge too. I would want some of each shot size, Nos 2s 4s 6s and 7 1/2s and some 00 buck. I used to keep a couple thousand shot shells loaded and that's what I'd want to do in this scenario as well.
Daddy, what's an enabler?
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
I don't mind a good hypothetical question but this is a little over the top! Since this is a gun forum of sorts, it would be a lot better to drop the FEMININE ALLURE question and stick to GUNS only.
Naw man, this is great! I think this is an exceptional thread.
I like the allure
hehehehe
Remember Gun guys like girls too, well of most of us do! :tooth:
You're probably the guy that would Rat Spanky out and tell Darla he was trying to look up her dress........
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Daddy, what's an enabler?
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
I was attempting, for once, to go along with the 'spirit' of the post. And I did specify 1965, knowing that I was only 14, then. :tooth:
Bear in mind that in 1965, I was still in love with Annette Funicello (Beach Party) and had been since she was a Mouseketeer. Before her, it was Darla, from the Little Rascals.
I'll take Raquel, 4" 629, pre '60 Win mod 70 in .30-06, Randal Skinning knife.
I would gladly trade Raquel for Sarah Palin. She could hunt for me on the days I wanted sit around the cave.
Yep, Sarah Palin would be next on my list should I not have my Filipina. She's another like My Filipina, a real Woman, maybe even Jungle Woman! But I'm not sure how good she can climb a coconut tree. Fe goes up one boogedy boogedy boogedy like the monkey Hunting coons with Marcel Ledbedder.
Daddy, what's an enabler?
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
I was attempting, for once, to go along with the 'spirit' of the post. And I did specify 1965, knowing that I was only 14, then. :tooth:
Ok Ok, I take it back some. In the Spirit of 1965 Raquel would be ok, as long as you had plenty of old socks and duct tape to plug up her Liberal mouth.....:tooth:
Daddy, what's an enabler?
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
Ok Ok, I take it back some. In the Spirit of 1965 Raquel would be ok, as long as you had plenty of old socks and duct tape to plug up her Liberal mouth.....:tooth:
And NO! you can't have Darla, she's Spanky's girl...:nono:___:roll:___:roll2:
Daddy, what's an enabler?
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
Ok Ok, I take it back some. In the Spirit of 1965 Raquel would be ok, as long as you had plenty of old socks and duct tape to plug up her Liberal mouth.....:tooth:
The woman would be more better if she was a gal that knew how to put in a garden, cook, and hunt and fish. Them two old heifers in the OP would be useless. Instead of helping, they'd just be another mouth to keep fed, and you'd have to listen to a bunch of crap about they need this and that, and that you're not doing enough for them. Given the situation in the OP, I'd trade either one for a good hunting dog. :roll2:
“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer” ― Douglas Adams
The woman would be more better if she was a gal that knew how to put in a garden, cook, and hunt and fish. Them two old heifers in the OP would be useless. Instead of helping, they'd just be another mouth to keep fed, and you'd have to listen to a bunch of crap about they need this and that, and that you're not doing enough for them. Given the situation in the OP, I'd trade either one for a good hunting dog. :roll2:
I would hate to be your hunting dog at bed time. :rotflmao:
I bet he runs away after the second night. :rotflmao:
I would hate to be your hunting dog at bed time. :rotflmao:
I bet he runs away after the second night. :rotflmao:
In your OP, you set up a survival situation. Which would you rather have, a woman that could help carry the load, or one that would expect to be waited on hand and foot, and contribute NOTHING to the effort to survive? I plainly stated that a country girl that knew how to do stuff was superior to your choices. By the time you'd carried those two heifers on a chip all day, tended the garden, hunted for food, dressed the game, cooked all the meals, and washed up what passed for dishes, you'd be too tired for a romp in the hay. And that would get old REAL fast. Not like you can go to a restaurant every time you get a case of the hollow belly.
At least a good hunting dog could help find game. And track wounded game.
Anyway, Raquel or Pamela would probably end up wiping their junk with poison oak or poison ivy leaves, and you'd have to listen to that mess for days. Your choice of wimmins for a survival situation speaks volumes of your lack of critical thinking going into a survival situation. There's a reason those women get passed along a lot; the guys got tired of their whining and crap. :rotflmao:
“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer” ― Douglas Adams
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So it would be better to go with black powder which you could still make...
and Raquel was natural...
vs...
D
Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.... now who's bringing the hot wings? :jester:
You can easily find the know how to make one of these.
But do you still have the owner's manual for 'Raquel'?
Racquel, I reckon, circa 1965.
I would gladly trade Raquel for Sarah Palin. She could hunt for me on the days I wanted sit around the cave.
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
And then kids will be born and the whole cycle will start again.
"Why do you need to go hunting all the time while I have to stay at home looking after the kids?" :bang:
But I'd chose Ronda Rousey in case God overlooked a bad guy.
I don't mind a good hypothetical question but this is a little over the top! Since this is a gun forum of sorts, it would be a lot better to drop the FEMININE ALLURE question and stick to GUNS only.
:roll2: :roll2: :roll2: :roll2: :punch: :punch:
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Katlyn Jenner, lol.
I'd tell her to swim to Russia and bring back an AK and some vodka.
"It is now." - Jack Fraggs
Hell with a bunch of pampered Hollywood Biatches! Give me a real woman, like a fiery Filipina that will fillet fish, skin Hogs, deer, rabbit, squirrel, Snake, chicken, duck, and catch and kill all that too. And one you don't have to worry about getting fat as they get older because they will literally work there ass off and keep it like that, and love me like no other woman could. That's how I would want to live under such conditions. And in fact, that's how I want to live under my present conditions. If the world would get like that, I want a woman with me I can depend on when things go to hell. I don't want some bimbo that would go Hollywood on me. And I want a woman that can think when the defecation hits the rotary Oscillator. That's what I've got now and that's what I want until I die.
As for armament, if the defecation hits the old fan, I would hold on to what I have now. I would try to find all the reloading components I can find. And I would go around and find all the loaded ammo I could find too. I would want my Mausers, and My Remingtons, hell all my guns. I would also have my Garands with 10000 or 20000 rounds of 150 grain FMJ over 48 grains of IMR or Hodgdons 4895.
I would also want my four handguns and about 20000 Rounds of ammo for each. I already have a bunch of 230 grain FMJ for my 45 ACP 1911, and some 38 Special AND .357 Mag. wad cutters, and some 158 Grain Jacketed Hollow Points too. I still have a case or two of Norinco FMJ 115 grain for my 9mm S&W, also.
Another thing I would want is plenty of shot shell loads in 12ga and 20 gauge too. I would want some of each shot size, Nos 2s 4s 6s and 7 1/2s and some 00 buck. I used to keep a couple thousand shot shells loaded and that's what I'd want to do in this scenario as well.
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
Naw man, this is great! I think this is an exceptional thread.
I like the allure
hehehehe
Remember Gun guys like girls too, well of most of us do! :tooth:
You're probably the guy that would Rat Spanky out and tell Darla he was trying to look up her dress........
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
Damn bisley, that woman be 70+ years old now. Why don't you go for a newer model? I mean hell, iffin you gonna dream, dream BIG!
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
I was attempting, for once, to go along with the 'spirit' of the post. And I did specify 1965, knowing that I was only 14, then. :tooth:
Bear in mind that in 1965, I was still in love with Annette Funicello (Beach Party) and had been since she was a Mouseketeer. Before her, it was Darla, from the Little Rascals.
and Darla (sigh)
Not her....IT!
Yep, Sarah Palin would be next on my list should I not have my Filipina. She's another like My Filipina, a real Woman, maybe even Jungle Woman! But I'm not sure how good she can climb a coconut tree. Fe goes up one boogedy boogedy boogedy like the monkey Hunting coons with Marcel Ledbedder.
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
Ok Ok, I take it back some. In the Spirit of 1965 Raquel would be ok, as long as you had plenty of old socks and duct tape to plug up her Liberal mouth.....:tooth:
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
And NO! you can't have Darla, she's Spanky's girl...:nono:___:roll:___:roll2:
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
She can talk?
Well rumor has it, but just to make sure, the sock and duct tape would be added insurance.:tooth:
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
― Douglas Adams
I would hate to be your hunting dog at bed time. :rotflmao:
I bet he runs away after the second night. :rotflmao:
In your OP, you set up a survival situation. Which would you rather have, a woman that could help carry the load, or one that would expect to be waited on hand and foot, and contribute NOTHING to the effort to survive? I plainly stated that a country girl that knew how to do stuff was superior to your choices. By the time you'd carried those two heifers on a chip all day, tended the garden, hunted for food, dressed the game, cooked all the meals, and washed up what passed for dishes, you'd be too tired for a romp in the hay. And that would get old REAL fast. Not like you can go to a restaurant every time you get a case of the hollow belly.
At least a good hunting dog could help find game. And track wounded game.
Anyway, Raquel or Pamela would probably end up wiping their junk with poison oak or poison ivy leaves, and you'd have to listen to that mess for days. Your choice of wimmins for a survival situation speaks volumes of your lack of critical thinking going into a survival situation. There's a reason those women get passed along a lot; the guys got tired of their whining and crap. :rotflmao:
― Douglas Adams