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jaywaptijaywapti Senior MemberPosts: 4,958 Senior Member
I'm looking forward to hunting season, but I have a question,
If I shoot a buck but only have a doe tag,
Can I claim that the buck wasn't really a buck,
Maybe he always wanted to be a doe,
But with no choice of his own, he was born with the physical attributes of a male,
And yet on the inside he always knew he was truly a female,
I'm just wondering if the game warden will buy it because,
Society and the Supreme Court do.


JAY
THE DEFINITION OF GUN CONTROL IS HITTING THE TARGET WITH YOUR FIRST SHOT

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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    If the possum police say their name is Catlin..............run Forrest run...................
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • earlyearly Senior Member Posts: 4,950 Senior Member
    The game wardens I've spoke with didn't seem particularly jovial.
    My thoughts are generally clear. My typing, not so much.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,654 Senior Member
    Snort!

    It was clearly a genetic freak and needed to be culled. Poor doe, her ovaries rotated to the outside!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 7,933 Senior Member
    What if you have a doe only tag, and shoot a pregnant doe that is carrying an unborn buck?
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
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