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BAMAAKBAMAAK Senior MemberPosts: 4,484 Senior Member
In order to continue getting-by in America (our homeland), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".



With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!!



The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service:



Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."



Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."



RS: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"



G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."



RS: "Ow July den?"



G: ".....What??"



RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"



G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please."



RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"



G: "Crisp will be fine."



RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"



G: "What?"



RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"



G: "I... don't think so"...



RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"



G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."



RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"



G: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."



RS: "We bodder?"



G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."



RS: "Wad?!?"



G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."



RS: "Copy?"



G: "Excuse me?"



RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"



G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."



RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy.. rye??"



G: "Whatever you say."



RS: "Tenjooberrymuds."



G: "You're welcome.



"He only earns his freedom and his life Who takes them every day by storm."

-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German writer and politician

Replies

  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 8,202 Senior Member
    :spittingcoffee:
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Hell, that's Jabber Jabber talk fer................... Thank You Very Much!
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,428 Senior Member
    Mujibar is applying for a job which requires that the applicant be able to read and write English. He is given an assignment to write sentences using the words "pink", "yellow", and "green".

    Here's his answer:

    The telephone goes green- - -green- - - -green.

    I pink it up and say "Yellow- - - -this is Mujubar!"

    He's now a Microsoft customer service rep in Mumbai!

    :jester:
    Jerry
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 27,457 Senior Member
    Speaking of which, I got a phone call last night from "Windows Security Checkup" with a little dot **** trying to scam me into giving personal info and going to a questionable website for the 'checkup'. I was not in a good mood as I have a 5.5mm kidney stone in my left kidney giving me grief. I said some very unkind things to him, and he stayed on the line for a while. Thank the powers that be for 'sailorspeak'; he has no idea how badly he got ripped! :roll2: R. Lee Ermey would be proud.
      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    ― Douglas Adams
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Next time one calls me I'm gonna ask him if the British need to come back and beat some manners into them again.......................... :tooth:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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