"tenjooberrymuds"...

BAMAAK

In order to continue getting-by in America (our homeland), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".



With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!!



The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service:



Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."



Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."



RS: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"



G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."



RS: "Ow July den?"



G: ".....What??"



RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"



G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please."



RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"



G: "Crisp will be fine."



RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"



G: "What?"



RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"



G: "I... don't think so"...



RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"



G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."



RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"



G: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."



RS: "We bodder?"



G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."



RS: "Wad?!?"



G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."



RS: "Copy?"



G: "Excuse me?"



RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"



G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."



RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy.. rye??"



G: "Whatever you say."



RS: "Tenjooberrymuds."



G: "You're welcome.

JerryBobCo

:spittingcoffee:

Big Chief

Hell, that's Jabber Jabber talk fer................... Thank You Very Much!

Big Chief

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVYiWnzHORo

Teach

Mujibar is applying for a job which requires that the applicant be able to read and write English. He is given an assignment to write sentences using the words "pink", "yellow", and "green".

Here's his answer:

The telephone goes green- - -green- - - -green.

I pink it up and say "Yellow- - - -this is Mujubar!"

He's now a Microsoft customer service rep in Mumbai!

:jester:
Jerry

tennmike

Speaking of which, I got a phone call last night from "Windows Security Checkup" with a little dot **** trying to scam me into giving personal info and going to a questionable website for the 'checkup'. I was not in a good mood as I have a 5.5mm kidney stone in my left kidney giving me grief. I said some very unkind things to him, and he stayed on the line for a while. Thank the powers that be for 'sailorspeak'; he has no idea how badly he got ripped! :roll2: R. Lee Ermey would be proud.

Big Chief

Next time one calls me I'm gonna ask him if the British need to come back and beat some manners into them again.......................... :tooth: