Dark/ Sick humor

sgtrock21

This morning I was as usual wasting time on the computer while the local TV news was droning in the background. They were talking about a study which determined a very effective way of reducing migraine headache pain was ice. The statement was something like: What is the best way to relieve migraine headache pain? Ice is. Of course only listening not watching "ice is" sounded like ISIS. When I turned and looked I saw ice bags but realized ISIS has a nearly immediate and permanent cure for migraine headache pain. Beheading! Apologies for my sick humor but it occasionally surfaces.

tennmike

The ISIS cure for migraine headaches works, but it's a bit drastic.

coolgunguy

Usually better for curing otherpeople's headaches. Sayin'.

NN

:popcorn:

Lonewolf-Peru

tennmike wrote: »

The ISIS cure for migraine headaches works, but it's a bit drastic.

I wonder if Hillary is having a migraine now..

MississippiBoy

I was playing a trivia game once, and my question was, "What was Abraham Lincoln doing when he was assassinated?"
My answer was, "Dying."
Apparently that was wrong. Made sense to me.....

tennmike

MississippiBoy wrote: »

I was playing a trivia game once, and my question was, "What was Abraham Lincoln doing when he was assassinated?"
My answer was, "Dying."
Apparently that was wrong. Made sense to me.....

While your answer was technically correct, it was not the answer that they were seeking. The question actually has multiple correct answers, if you think about it, and read about the assassination details.

coolgunguy

MississippiBoy wrote: »

I was playing a trivia game once, and my question was, "What was Abraham Lincoln doing when he was assassinated?"
My answer was, "Dying."
Apparently that was wrong. Made sense to me.....

Bleeding from the head? Making gurgling noises? Messing himself?

All potential 'dark' answers....