Dark/ Sick humor

sgtrock21sgtrock21 Senior MemberPosts: 1,569 Senior Member
This morning I was as usual wasting time on the computer while the local TV news was droning in the background. They were talking about a study which determined a very effective way of reducing migraine headache pain was ice. The statement was something like: What is the best way to relieve migraine headache pain? Ice is. Of course only listening not watching "ice is" sounded like ISIS. When I turned and looked I saw ice bags but realized ISIS has a nearly immediate and permanent cure for migraine headache pain. Beheading! Apologies for my sick humor but it occasionally surfaces.

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  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 25,810 Senior Member
    The ISIS cure for migraine headaches works, but it's a bit drastic.
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,354 Senior Member
    Usually better for curing otherpeople's headaches. Sayin'.
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 23,903 Senior Member
    :popcorn:
    A Veteran is someone that served in the Military, it does not matter where they served.
  • Lonewolf-PeruLonewolf-Peru Member Posts: 349 Member
    tennmike wrote: »
    The ISIS cure for migraine headaches works, but it's a bit drastic.

    I wonder if Hillary is having a migraine now..
  • MississippiBoyMississippiBoy Senior Member Posts: 819 Senior Member
    I was playing a trivia game once, and my question was, "What was Abraham Lincoln doing when he was assassinated?"
    My answer was, "Dying."
    Apparently that was wrong. confused2.gif Made sense to me.....
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 25,810 Senior Member
    I was playing a trivia game once, and my question was, "What was Abraham Lincoln doing when he was assassinated?"
    My answer was, "Dying."
    Apparently that was wrong. confused2.gif Made sense to me.....

    While your answer was technically correct, it was not the answer that they were seeking. The question actually has multiple correct answers, if you think about it, and read about the assassination details.
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,354 Senior Member
    I was playing a trivia game once, and my question was, "What was Abraham Lincoln doing when he was assassinated?"
    My answer was, "Dying."
    Apparently that was wrong. confused2.gif Made sense to me.....


    Bleeding from the head? Making gurgling noises? Messing himself?

    All potential 'dark' answers....
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
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