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sgtrock21
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Dark/ Sick humor

This morning I was as usual wasting time on the computer while the local TV news was droning in the background. They were talking about a study which determined a very effective way of reducing migraine headache pain was ice. The statement was something like: What is the best way to relieve migraine headache pain? Ice is. Of course only listening not watching "ice is" sounded like ISIS. When I turned and looked I saw ice bags but realized ISIS has a nearly immediate and permanent cure for migraine headache pain. Beheading! Apologies for my sick humor but it occasionally surfaces.
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― Douglas Adams
George Carlin
I wonder if Hillary is having a migraine now..
My answer was, "Dying."
Apparently that was wrong.
While your answer was technically correct, it was not the answer that they were seeking. The question actually has multiple correct answers, if you think about it, and read about the assassination details.
― Douglas Adams
Bleeding from the head? Making gurgling noises? Messing himself?
All potential 'dark' answers....
George Carlin