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Don't mess with my wife...

zorbazorba Senior MemberMerrritt Island, FLPosts: 25,219 Senior Member
in Personal Defense #1
... 'cause she just got her ccw in Florida, and shot a "smiley face" - impressing the heck out of the instructor:

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-Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

"If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
)O(
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  • Diver43Diver43 Senior Member Between Ft Lauderdale and MiamiPosts: 12,554 Senior Member
    #2
    Very nice :win:
    Logistics cannot win a war, but its absence or inadequacy can cause defeat. FM100-5
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    #3
    :applause: :applause: :guns: :guns:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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  • NNNN Senior Member NCPosts: 25,220 Senior Member
    #4
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  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,429 Senior Member
    #5
    DAMN! I mean just DAMN!

    Now you best be a GOOOOOOOD Boy!

    :yikes:.....:silly:.....:worthy:

    :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
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  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Panama City, Fl.Posts: 8,683 Senior Member
    #6
    That plate is gonna leak!! AWESOME! Great shooting!
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  • DoctorWhoDoctorWho Senior Member Posts: 9,496 Senior Member
    #7
    I know who wears the pants in that family ! ROFLMAO !!!! :rotflmao:
    "There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you, the Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say, you do not improve with age. Founding member of the G&A forum since 1996
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  • bobbyrlf3bobbyrlf3 Senior Member Renton, WashingtonPosts: 2,598 Senior Member
    #8
    She'll only get a "Yes ma'am" from me!
    Knowledge is essential to living freely and fully; understanding gives knowledge purpose and strength; wisdom is combining the two and applying them appropriately in words and actions.
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  • Elk creekElk creek Senior Member Colorado!Posts: 7,691 Senior Member
    #9
    I'll have the Martina Riggs special plate please! Nice scooting fo ****!
    Aim higher, or get a bigger gun.
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Merrritt Island, FLPosts: 25,219 Senior Member
    #10
    DoctorWho wrote: »
    I know who wears the pants in that family ! ROFLMAO !!!! :rotflmao:

    Snort! Well played Sir, well played.
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
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  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Somewhere north of MozambiquePosts: 6,637 Senior Member
    #11
    zorba wrote: »
    Snort! Well played Sir, well played.

    :agree::spittingcoffee:
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
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  • jaywaptijaywapti Senior Member Swampland, FLAPosts: 5,100 Senior Member
    #12
    Ya can give her 2 thumbs up from me :up::up:

    JAY
    THE DEFINITION OF GUN CONTROL IS HITTING THE TARGET WITH YOUR FIRST SHOT
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  • USUFBUSUFB Senior Member Posts: 830 Senior Member
    #13
    So she willingly married a bearded, skirt wearing, nail painting, sewing machine fixing male belly dancer, and she can shoot? I'll stay far away from that level of crazy. :jester:

    All kidding aside, that's some good shooting.
    Sometimes, I lie awake in bed at night wondering "Why the heck can't I fall asleep?"
    NRA Life Member
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  • DoctorWhoDoctorWho Senior Member Posts: 9,496 Senior Member
    #14
    I liked Jamie Farr, the character he played, I would like to think he was that Kool in real life.
    Nothing wrong with Klinger.
    Or Zorba, the thinly veiled male for that matter ! lol !

    I did research into my Irish patrimony, there is a Kilt, a cloth pattern and a family crest.
    "There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you, the Valeyard is an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature, somewhere between your twelfth and final incarnation, and I may say, you do not improve with age. Founding member of the G&A forum since 1996
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