Irate beaver 'takes man hostage'

Big ChiefBig Chief Senior MemberPosts: 32,995 Senior Member
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  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 6,536 Senior Member
    never taken hostage, been thrown out once or twice
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • NCFUBARNCFUBAR Senior Member Posts: 4,324 Senior Member
    Don't know why but June asking ... "Ward, did the beaver bite last night?" Popped into my head :jester:
    “The further a society drifts from truth ... the more it will hate those who speak it."
    - George Orwell
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,605 Senior Member
    Hope it wasn't rabid!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,429 Senior Member
    I knew a lady truck driver in Commiefornia whose CB handle was "Bionic Beaver". No, I can't say for sure how accurate the name was!
    :jester:
    Jerry
    Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
    ASK-HOLE Someone who asks for advice and always does something opposite
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 23,968 Senior Member
    I've been taken hostage by one, too; but, at the time it was not irate.
    A Veteran is someone that served in the Military, it does not matter where they served.
  • orchidmanorchidman Senior Member Posts: 7,731 Senior Member
    All men will be taken hostage by Beaver at some stage in their life.........Its like death and taxes, inevitable!
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
  • olesniperolesniper Senior Member Posts: 3,762 Senior Member
    So many jokes................so little time.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270
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