Happy birthday Teach....big 70

Miss MaryMiss Mary Senior MemberPosts: 659 Senior Member
Well he is finally catching up with me so a big Happy Birthday to my hubby! :applause:
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,985 Senior Member
    Hey, Happy Birthday Teach! Wow 7 decades, I hope Mrs Mary has some Roman Numeral candles LXX , that's too many to blow out at once :tooth: :applause: :applause:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • jaywaptijaywapti Senior Member Posts: 4,492 Senior Member
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jerry and may you have many many more :beer:, your getting close but you'll have to wait until I assume room temperature to catch me :rotflmao:

    JAY
    THE DEFINITION OF GUN CONTROL IS HITTING THE TARGET WITH YOUR FIRST SHOT
  • FisheadgibFisheadgib Senior Member Posts: 5,545 Senior Member
    Happy birthday Jerry.
    snake284 wrote: »
    For my point of view, cpj is a lot like me
    .
  • drsfefadrsfefa Member Posts: 405 Member
    Happy Birthday!!!
    Responsible CCW is a lifetime commitment to Avoidance, Deterrence, and De-Escalation.
  • earlyearly Senior Member Posts: 4,950 Senior Member
    Holy cow!
    You're almost as old as my Dad.
    Hope you have a bunch more Jerry.
    My thoughts are generally clear. My typing, not so much.
  • Six-GunSix-Gun Senior Member Posts: 7,226 Senior Member
    Happy birthday, Jerry!
    Accuracy: because white space between bullet holes drives me insane.
  • sherwoodsherwood Senior Member Posts: 1,215 Senior Member
    Happy Birthday old dude!
    I may be old but I ain't dead!
    DPRMD
  • knitepoetknitepoet Senior Member Posts: 18,670 Senior Member
    Happy B'day my friend :beer:
    Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, Rule #37: There is no “overkill”. There is only “open fire” and “I need to reload”.


  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 7,010 Senior Member
    That's a mile stone, but not as old as we used to think it was. Happy B-day my friend!
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,985 Senior Member
    Big Al1 wrote: »
    That's a mile stone, but not as old as we used to think it was. Happy B-day my friend!

    70 is the new 60, just be extra careful when you do things a younger man does :jester:

    Gotta coordinate your brain and body to work in unison, be synchronized so one doesn't get ahead or behind of the other..........oh wait, I sometimes have trouble with that already. :tooth:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,985 Senior Member
    Hey, a lot of us were born when our flag still had 48 stars!
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,985 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Ned was born when the flag still had 13

    Oh boy, you're gonna get him going early today....that is after he wakes up :spittingcoffee: :spittingcoffee: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 13,052 Senior Member
    Happy Birthday, Mr. Jerry!
    Overkill is underrated.
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,354 Senior Member
    Happy birthday!
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • NCFUBARNCFUBAR Senior Member Posts: 4,324 Senior Member
    Happy SEVEN O ... and that ain't old ... you're just startin' to get broke in. You got quite few more good decades left ...
    “The further a society drifts from truth ... the more it will hate those who speak it."
    - George Orwell
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,267 Senior Member
    Thanks, all! There's only one advantage to getting older- - - -it sure beats the alternative! My mind is writing checks my body has trouble cashing, but I'm not ready to close the account yet!
    Jerry
    Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
    ASK-HOLE Someone who asks for advice and always does something opposite
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,985 Senior Member
    Here are a some good ones to give you a chuckle.

    Age is like underwear, it creeps up on you!

    I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

    Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.

    You have more patience; but actually, it's just that you don't care any more.

    My karma ran over your dogma

    If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

    According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

    My mind is made up, don't confuse me with the facts!

    An endurance test for some people is the pursuit of happiness.

    People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

    As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.

    My wild oats have turned to mush.

    Don't interrupt me while I'm talking to myself.

    I would enjoy walking if it weren't for those long walks back.

    I'm at that awkward age between desirability and complete senility.

    We are born naked, wet & hungry, then things get worse.

    And this one we all can relate to:

    A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see, and hits it. :guns: :guns:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 7,010 Senior Member
    Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end, the faster it goes!!

    I've recently been seeing a nutritionist, he told me to get more exercise and I said I thought pushing 70 was plenty of exercise!!
  • pjames777pjames777 Senior Member Posts: 1,078 Senior Member
    Happy Birthday Sir!
  • TugarTugar Senior Member Posts: 1,825 Senior Member
    Happy Birthday Teach.
    Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
    Winston Churchill
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 10,727 Senior Member
    Happy Birthday Teach, I will look for the glow from the birthday cake candles in the SE sky tonight:beer:
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • Diver43Diver43 Senior Member Posts: 8,533 Senior Member
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mr Jerry
    Logistics cannot win a war, but its absence or inadequacy can cause defeat. FM100-5
  • olesniperolesniper Senior Member Posts: 3,739 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Happy birthday Mr Jerry. I for one find it amazing that you've survived in spite of not only yourself, but Miss Mary's iron skillet!

    What he said. :agree: Happy Birthday.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 6,461 Senior Member
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    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 25,810 Senior Member
    Happy Birthday, Jerry! Have a good day! :up:
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


  • HAWKENHAWKEN Senior Member Posts: 1,685 Senior Member
    Happy birthday Jerry, may you have many more.......robin
    I don't often talk to people that voted for Obama, but when I do I order large fries!
    Life member of the American Legion, the VFW, the NRA and the Masonic Lodge, retired LEO
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,114 Senior Member
    Happy Birthday to you...
    You live in a zoo...
    You look like a mon-key...
    {all together now}
    And, you smell, like, one, TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    (and many more!)
    Happy Birthday!

    :rotflmao:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 23,903 Senior Member
    Hope it is a good one.
    A Veteran is someone that served in the Military, it does not matter where they served.
  • orchidmanorchidman Senior Member Posts: 7,702 Senior Member
    Congratulations and best wishes on attaining 3 score and 10 Jerry. I will raise a glass to you tonight.
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
  • waipapa13waipapa13 Senior Member Posts: 698 Senior Member
    Congratulations, :beer:, here's to many more, hope you're having a good one.
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