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VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior MemberPosts: 6,460 Senior Member
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It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.

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  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 9,660 Senior Member
    To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
    -Mikhail Kalashnikov
  • knitepoetknitepoet Senior Member Posts: 18,656 Senior Member
    :rotflmao:
    Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, Rule #37: There is no “overkill”. There is only “open fire” and “I need to reload”.


  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 9,660 Senior Member
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    To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
    -Mikhail Kalashnikov
  • shootbrownelkshootbrownelk Senior Member Posts: 2,017 Senior Member
    bullsi1911 wrote: »
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    And I don't do either very well.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,065 Senior Member
    bullsi1911 wrote: »
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    Sorry bub, you have a revolver's plumbing, so I'm afraid you're a revolver!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,976 Senior Member
    They say some minuscule amount of people are Transgender (or identify as such) anyway like 0.3% or less ....
    So what is all the fuss about?

    I think they should use the sex listed on the BC.........if they had a change then have an ID to prove it if a causal look is not enough.

    Imagine the $$$ of separate latrines for them, some have advocated that? I say leave well enough alone.

    Plus, these so called LBGT advocates want not just the physical identity as guideline, but how they "Feel" about their sexual identity to let them legally go into any bathroom because they want to and mentally feel that way............man that is just crazy. Yep, Obammy Admin is pushing that er...............crap.

    Fact is every pervert/Chester The Molester around will use it for easy picking.

    Sickening when I think about that.

    Why should straight folks have to jump through hoops to please these fruitcake he/she/him/her or its??????
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,065 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    ...how they "Feel" about their sexual identity...
    Makes zero sense to me - at the very least it should be based on plumbing - and ONLY plumbing. That's the reality - that and chromosomes. The rest of it doesn't matter anyway and all you're gonna do is relieve yourself. Who cares how one "feels" - matching plumbing only!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 9,660 Senior Member
    I think it is more important to enforce a "NO TALKING!!!" Rule in the bathrooms first. Then... Let's talk about the rest of this stuff.
    To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
    -Mikhail Kalashnikov
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 6,472 Senior Member
    What about all the lesbians in men's bodies????????????
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,976 Senior Member
    JerryBobCo wrote: »
    What about all the lesbians in men's bodies????????????

    You volunteer to be a "Bat Boy" for the women's softball team :jester:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • JermanatorJermanator Senior Member Posts: 15,045 Senior Member
    JerryBobCo wrote: »
    What about all the lesbians in men's bodies????????????
    Ever since I was a little boy I have felt as though I was a lesbian trapped in this man's body.
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 6,472 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    You volunteer to be a "Bat Boy" for the women's softball team :jester:

    I wuz thinking more along the lines of "equipment manager".
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 21,802 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    Sorry bub, you have a revolver's plumbing, so I'm afraid you're a revolver!


    Oh hell y'all, this one's easy. It's a Revolving Shotgun..........


























    ....that probably doesn't work very well..........:tooth:
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 21,802 Senior Member
    JerryBobCo wrote: »
    What about all the lesbians in men's bodies????????????


    WOW! That's a Lesbian's dream come true. She/he is a Lesbian with all the proper equipment! Brilliant Idea!
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • roadkingroadking Senior Member Posts: 3,056 Senior Member
    Jermanator wrote: »
    Ever since I was a little boy I have felt as though I was a lesbian trapped in this man's body.

    Me too...and my wife is cool with it... :cool:
    Support your local Scouts!
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 6,460 Senior Member
    The whole question has a binary solution. You got it or you dont. 1's go where 1's go, 0's go where 0's go.

    1 - 0, not hard to figure.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,065 Senior Member
    The whole question has a binary solution. You got it or you dont. 1's go where 1's go, 0's go where 0's go.

    1 - 0, not hard to figure.

    But there's 10 kinds of people: Those that understand binary, and those that do not! :jester:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 9,660 Senior Member
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    To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
    -Mikhail Kalashnikov
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 6,460 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    But there's 10 kinds of people: Those that understand binary, and those that do not! :jester:
    In this case, there is more truth than humor in that statement.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,253 Senior Member
    Buck 110- - - -makes the plumbing match the restroom choice!
    :devil:
    Jerry
    Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
    ASK-HOLE Someone who asks for advice and always does something opposite
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,976 Senior Member
    Teach wrote: »
    Buck 110- - - -makes the plumbing match the restroom choice!
    :devil:
    Jerry

    Hey, now that's a cost effective alternative to expensive surgery (often paid by taxpayers) and would help them make up their minds mo better on which way to go...............:tooth:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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