Brazilian

olesniperolesniper Senior MemberPosts: 3,738 Senior Member
A blonde woman was sitting at the bar having a drink.

A news report, on the TV, said that 2 Brazilian men had died during a skydiving accident, in Sao Paulo.

"Oh my God", gasped the blonde, "That's horrible."

Then she turned to the bartender and asked........

"How many's in a Brazilian?"
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270

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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,087 Senior Member
    And I thought this thread was about something else entirely!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 20,564 Senior Member
    CPj is gonna open this expecting pics.
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 7,004 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Meh. No need for pics. I can just look in the mirror.

    Must bleach minds eye!!
  • tubabucknuttubabucknut Banned Posts: 3,520 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Meh. No need for pics. I can just look in the mirror.

    I just threw up a little.
    It's because I hate Trump.
  • jaywaptijaywapti Senior Member Posts: 4,489 Senior Member
    Old , old joke almost as old as,

    Whats 10 blonds at the bottom of a swimming pool















    An air bubble

    JAY
    THE DEFINITION OF GUN CONTROL IS HITTING THE TARGET WITH YOUR FIRST SHOT
  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 14,833 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    And I thought this thread was about something else entirely!

    Yeah...me too
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,087 Senior Member
    I just threw up a little.

    Pass the mind bleach please!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • olesniperolesniper Senior Member Posts: 3,738 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    And I thought this thread was about something else entirely!

    Made you look.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270
  • bobbyrlf3bobbyrlf3 Senior Member Posts: 2,465 Senior Member
    Disappointing.....
    Knowledge is essential to living freely and fully; understanding gives knowledge purpose and strength; wisdom is combining the two and applying them appropriately in words and actions.
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