Brazilian

olesniper

olesniper Senior MemberPosts: 3,738 Senior Member

July 2016 in Clubhouse #1

A blonde woman was sitting at the bar having a drink.

A news report, on the TV, said that 2 Brazilian men had died during a skydiving accident, in Sao Paulo.

"Oh my God", gasped the blonde, "That's horrible."

Then she turned to the bartender and asked........

"How many's in a Brazilian?"

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270

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zorba Senior Member Posts: 19,087 Senior Member

July 2016 #2

And I thought this thread was about something else entirely!

-Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

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Zee Senior Member Posts: 20,564 Senior Member

July 2016 #3

CPj is gonna open this expecting pics.

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Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 7,004 Senior Member

July 2016 #4

cpj wrote: »

Meh. No need for pics. I can just look in the mirror.

Must bleach minds eye!!

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tubabucknut Banned Posts: 3,520 Senior Member

July 2016 #5

cpj wrote: »

Meh. No need for pics. I can just look in the mirror.

I just threw up a little.

It's because I hate Trump.
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jaywapti Senior Member Posts: 4,489 Senior Member

July 2016 #6

Old , old joke almost as old as,

Whats 10 blonds at the bottom of a swimming pool

An air bubble

JAY

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Jayhawker Moderator Posts: 14,833 Senior Member

July 2016 #7

zorba wrote: »

And I thought this thread was about something else entirely!

Yeah...me too

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zorba Senior Member Posts: 19,087 Senior Member

July 2016 #8

tubabucknut wrote: »

I just threw up a little.

Pass the mind bleach please!

-Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

"If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
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olesniper Senior Member Posts: 3,738 Senior Member

July 2016 #9

zorba wrote: »

And I thought this thread was about something else entirely!

Made you look.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270
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bobbyrlf3 Senior Member Posts: 2,465 Senior Member

August 2016 #10

Disappointing.....

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