This is Big Chief impersonating shush.

shushshush Senior MemberPosts: 6,259 Senior Member
UK's national sperm bank stops recruiting donors.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37786576


"The National Sperm Bank said it was unable to fund further donor recruitment, having successfully only taken on seven men.................

In total, eight sperm donors were recruited since it launched, with one later dropping out........."

Where is cpj when we need a hand.

cjp wrote: »..... Oh dear God, I've admitted to liking something Limey.I'll never hear the end of this.

Jayhawker wrote: »...But seriously Shush....

Big Chief wrote: ».........walking around with a greasy butt ain't no fun, though!

 


 

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  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Of course they stopped. They know Brits shouldn't breed.

    One does not breed, nothing so sordid or indelicate.

    One must transmogrify to become British.

    cjp wrote: »..... Oh dear God, I've admitted to liking something Limey.I'll never hear the end of this.

    Jayhawker wrote: »...But seriously Shush....

    Big Chief wrote: ».........walking around with a greasy butt ain't no fun, though!

     


     

  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,243 Senior Member
    Don't you guys still tell your women to "lie back, and think of the queen?"
  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    "I am happy now that Charles calls on my bedchamber less frequently than of old. As it is, I now endure but two calls a week and when I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, close my eyes, open my legs and think of England."

    Lady Hillingdon, 1912.



    Things are different now; we went through a thing called "The Swinging '60s", free love, hot pants, miniskirts and sandals.

    I was wearing the sandals, open toe, with socks.

    I was on Babycham until the mid 70's.

    Me and the The Troggs.

    It was a wild trip man, groovy but wild.

    cjp wrote: »..... Oh dear God, I've admitted to liking something Limey.I'll never hear the end of this.

    Jayhawker wrote: »...But seriously Shush....

    Big Chief wrote: ».........walking around with a greasy butt ain't no fun, though!

     


     

  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 25,789 Senior Member
    I thought you meant the baby daddy form of sperm donation. That kind of donation in the article is just too impersonal to suit me. :roll2:
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    So true Brits are trannys?

    transmogrify

    tranzˈmɒɡrɪfʌɪ,trɑːnz-,-ns-/

    verb
    humorous
    verb:
    transmogrify; 3rd person present: transmogrifies; past tense: transmogrified; past participle: transmogrified; gerund or present participle: transmogrifying


    1. transform in a surprising or magical manner.

    English.

    I do try my best.

    cjp wrote: »..... Oh dear God, I've admitted to liking something Limey.I'll never hear the end of this.

    Jayhawker wrote: »...But seriously Shush....

    Big Chief wrote: ».........walking around with a greasy butt ain't no fun, though!

     


     

  • Farm Boy DeuceFarm Boy Deuce Senior Member Posts: 6,083 Senior Member
    They are welcome to come pick through my dirty socks.
    I am afraid we forget sometime that the basic and simple things brings us the most pleasure.
    Dad 5-31-13
  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    They are welcome to come pick through my dirty socks.



    Is that a comment on the open toe sandals or your divertissement.

    cjp wrote: »..... Oh dear God, I've admitted to liking something Limey.I'll never hear the end of this.

    Jayhawker wrote: »...But seriously Shush....

    Big Chief wrote: ».........walking around with a greasy butt ain't no fun, though!

     


     

  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    "this sceptred isle" mate.

    cjp wrote: »..... Oh dear God, I've admitted to liking something Limey.I'll never hear the end of this.

    Jayhawker wrote: »...But seriously Shush....

    Big Chief wrote: ».........walking around with a greasy butt ain't no fun, though!

     


     

  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
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    “A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”

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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,985 Senior Member
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,985 Senior Member
    Much better video here, back when gals were gals.....................

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6S5v6lLEgs
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • Farm Boy DeuceFarm Boy Deuce Senior Member Posts: 6,083 Senior Member
    shush wrote: »
    ... your divertissement.

    Is that a fancy word for practicing alone?
    I am afraid we forget sometime that the basic and simple things brings us the most pleasure.
    Dad 5-31-13
  • RocketmanRocketman Banned Posts: 1,118 Senior Member
    shush wrote: »
    UK's national sperm bank stops recruiting donors.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37786576


    "The National Sperm Bank said it was unable to fund further donor recruitment, having successfully only taken on seven men.................

    In total, eight sperm donors were recruited since it launched, with one later dropping out........."

    Where is cpj when we need a hand.

    I could make money "hand over fist"? Do tell.
  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    Is that a fancy word for practicing alone?

    Well, either of the primary definitions would be appropriate for this use(not too far off the mark).

    "a minor entertainment" or

    "a dance within a ballet that displays a dancer's technical skill".

    ( You must try to stop licking those fluorescent light ballasts)


    Rocketman wrote: »
    I could make money "hand over fist"? Do tell.

    This is the problem we were having, donors unable to grasp the idea correctly.

    The down payment was to be made into a receptacle, then deposited.

    It was not to go over your hand or your fist and most certainly not over your socks!

    It is such a small thing to grapple with, after all.
















    The concept, that is.

    cjp wrote: »..... Oh dear God, I've admitted to liking something Limey.I'll never hear the end of this.

    Jayhawker wrote: »...But seriously Shush....

    Big Chief wrote: ».........walking around with a greasy butt ain't no fun, though!

     


     

  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,352 Senior Member
    My problem with sperm banks was trying not to make eye contact with the tellers. I never bothers with the drive through. Those clamshell containers really dampen the mood!:yikes:
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • Farm Boy DeuceFarm Boy Deuce Senior Member Posts: 6,083 Senior Member
    shush wrote: »
    Well, either of the primary definitions would be appropriate for this use(not too far off the mark).

    "a minor entertainment" or

    "a dance within a ballet that displays a dancer's technical skill".

    ( You must try to stop licking those fluorescent light ballasts)

    All valid. In my defense I was not licking anything, I was removing the ballast and simply touched one wire with my while another was touching my other forearm. On accident, I must be between the point where pain is fun and the where pain IS the fun.
    I am afraid we forget sometime that the basic and simple things brings us the most pleasure.
    Dad 5-31-13
  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    ..........On accident, I must be between the point where pain is fun and the where pain IS the fun.

    As the voltage increased, he laughed it off in a "devil may care" way.

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    Then his foot touched the water....

    cjp wrote: »..... Oh dear God, I've admitted to liking something Limey.I'll never hear the end of this.

    Jayhawker wrote: »...But seriously Shush....

    Big Chief wrote: ».........walking around with a greasy butt ain't no fun, though!

     


     

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