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john9001john9001 Senior MemberPosts: 668 Senior Member
Do mules wear horse shoes, and if they do, are they called mule shoes?
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 25,126 Senior Member
    Cheese cake is good, it makes you happy and feel well.
    If you are tired and upset, eat cheese cake; do not eat chocolate under any circumstances.
    If you eat chocolate, some shrink will classify you as depressed and if classified depressed you will go on a list. If you are on a list, you will not be able to buy and own some things you need and want. Then you will get depressed and eat more chocolate and appear on more lists.
    So, stay off of the lists and eat cheese cake.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Ned, you hittin the sauce already?
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 25,126 Senior Member
    Maybe it was the pizza sauce :uhm:
  • earlyearly Senior Member Posts: 4,950 Senior Member
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    Charged him with armed robbery.
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  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 9,326 Senior Member
    If icebergs are made of ice, what are Mossbergs made of?
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 24,983 Senior Member
    If trailers trail, diggers dig, runners run, singers sing, dancers dance - do waters wat and bladders bladd?
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 25,126 Senior Member
    How come when you buy a bale of straw it never comes with strawberries?
  • jaywaptijaywapti Senior Member Posts: 5,032 Senior Member
    I dont know but these people do

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  • CaliFFLCaliFFL Senior Member Posts: 5,486 Senior Member
    This thread should be in the Clubhouse. Where all the clubbing takes place.
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  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 18,117 Senior Member
    john9001 wrote: »
    are they called mule shoes?

    Yes, they also make shoes for oxen....

    While we are discussing random thoughts

    If a turtle looses it's shell is it homeless or just naked?

    Have you ever wondered what disease a cured ham had?
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  • NCFUBARNCFUBAR Senior Member Posts: 4,324 Senior Member
    NEVER trust a person who spells gonorhea correctly the first time ...
    “The further a society drifts from truth ... the more it will hate those who speak it."
    - George Orwell
  • dlddld Member Posts: 453 Member
    NCFUBAR wrote: »
    NEVER trust a person who spells gonorhea correctly the first time ...

    did you spell it or did spell check do it:jester:

    does a cat bugler just steal cats

    a dogs year is about 7-1 how long are dog days?
  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    Really don't want to know what a cat bugler does.

    Next time the checkout clerk asks "Did you find everything?" answer "Why, are you hiding things?"
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 25,126 Senior Member
    So did the ball drop at 0000 or 2400
  • Make_My_DayMake_My_Day Senior Member Posts: 7,911 Senior Member
    NN wrote: »
    How come when you buy a bale of straw it never comes with strawberries?

    I don't know, but an unwashed butt usually comes with dingleberries.
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  • roadkingroadking Senior Member Posts: 3,056 Senior Member
    Racecar spelled backwards is racecar.
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  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    NN wrote: »
    So did the ball drop at 0000 or 2400

    I heard Mariah Carey dropped the ball completely last night in Times Square.
    “A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”

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  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    roadking wrote: »
    Racecar spelled backwards is racecar.

    Aaand, my mind is blown.
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  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,428 Senior Member
    Why is it that people park in a driveway- - - - -and drive on a Parkway?
    :uhm:
    Jerry
  • NCFUBARNCFUBAR Senior Member Posts: 4,324 Senior Member
    If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
    “The further a society drifts from truth ... the more it will hate those who speak it."
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  • roadkingroadking Senior Member Posts: 3,056 Senior Member
    At Christmas time I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. I had to buy them again.
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  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,428 Senior Member
    Milli Vanilli called- - - - -they're offering free lip synch lessons to Mariah Carey!
    :jester:
    Jerry
  • john9001john9001 Senior Member Posts: 668 Senior Member
    NN wrote: »
    So did the ball drop at 0000 or 2400

    Yes.
  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 9,326 Senior Member
    knitepoet wrote: »
    The ball dropped @ 2400:00 and the new year started at 0000:01

    They only ever drop the one. Does this mean NYC has an undescended testicle?
    WWJMBD?

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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 25,126 Senior Member
    Bigslug wrote: »
    They only ever drop the one. Does this mean NYC has an undescended testicle?
    They do drop many other things around the country----a man, a crab pot, even a big pickle.
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 27,457 Senior Member
    NN wrote: »
    They do drop many other things around the country----a man, a crab pot, even a big pickle.

    And a possum in Tallapoosa, GA! :tooth:
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 25,126 Senior Member
    tennmike wrote: »
    And a possum in Tallapoosa, GA! :tooth:
    That's right and probably a ground hog in Pa
  • NCFUBARNCFUBAR Senior Member Posts: 4,324 Senior Member
    NN wrote: »
    They do drop many other things around the country----a man, a crab pot, even a big pickle.

    They drop a Croaker in Oriental NC.
    “The further a society drifts from truth ... the more it will hate those who speak it."
    - George Orwell
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 25,126 Senior Member
    NCFUBAR wrote: »
    They drop a Croaker in Oriental NC.
    Yeah, that is just across the river.
  • Diver43Diver43 Senior Member Posts: 12,139 Senior Member
    A Orange in Miami
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