That is so funny and so true. I used to lurk over there to check on the new gear coming out, but couldn't wade through the piles of bull excrement being shoveled every second.
I used to practice hitting ducks on the wing as they flushed from the tall grass. Some thought it was impossible with a pistol, but I was motivated. I didn't want that dog to laugh at me again
To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
-Mikhail Kalashnikov
I time my 'fast draw' with a calendar, not a clock. The gun is way down there in my front pocket, engulfed a pocket holster except for the grip itself. Yeah, I have to fish around a little to get hand on it and then use a finger or two to push the holster away to extract it. As for shooting at and hitting 2 soda cans in mid-air, LOL, fugetaboutit. I was taught in Italian Martial Arts you just grab the soda can, pop the top, hold it upside down and it bleeds to death. If you're man enough, you let it bleed out into a glass and drink it if front of the other cans. Then you squeeze and crush the corpse. Terrifying.
(Italian Martial Arts is just like the Asian stuff, except two big goombahs hold the other guy down for you)
“A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”
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That is so funny and so true. I used to lurk over there to check on the new gear coming out, but couldn't wade through the piles of bull excrement being shoveled every second.
"The Un-Tactical"
I used to practice hitting ducks on the wing as they flushed from the tall grass. Some thought it was impossible with a pistol, but I was motivated. I didn't want that dog to laugh at me again
-Mikhail Kalashnikov
(Italian Martial Arts is just like the Asian stuff, except two big goombahs hold the other guy down for you)
Jerry
ASK-HOLE Someone who asks for advice and always does something opposite
Carp...ya beat me! I was going to do the chess piece clip (not magazine...)
I had thought of that one too.
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"The Un-Tactical"
With a 1911 and a 30-06
I didn't think we were talking about lawyers or politicians, were we?
:uhm:
Jerry
ASK-HOLE Someone who asks for advice and always does something opposite
Your skilz are wasted on us, sad to say.
But, by all means............enlighten us! Something may stick!
What is it that the Buddhists say; "When the Student is not ready, the Master will go away"? Something like that. . .
"Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
That's enough out of you....
GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
"Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
Good job Wild Dog! He went and intentionally got himself banned to save face against your awesomeness.
He isn't the first to be banned for commiting public ass holery...The Swedish Bikini Team also voted to administer the banhammer....
I'd say about one second. Which is slow. But I'm not intent upon having any
race gun contests. Situational awareness is more important, where I live. IF
I expect trouble, I already have the gun in hand, hidden under a shirt flap,
or jacket. Pay better attention to your surroundings, and you won't be the fool
who's trying to be slick, drawing fast, and shooting himself in the knee.
He may have been able to survive for 3 months alone and have a 'quick draw' but no one can draw quick enough to beat the Banhammer.