I'm having trouble coming up with a guitar riff to go along with that. . .which is probably just as well, given that I can't afford to pay the power bill to run the amp.
HA! Maybe 15 years ago before laptops and full smartphone dependency, our house just had the one shared computer, and my wife and I - no B.S., for real - had the following conversation:
Wife: "Are you online looking at pictures of naked guns again?
Me: "Yes dear"
She's fairly accustomed to the torrid two-week affair I have with a bolt action rifle in a pictureseque mountain "resort" (tent) every October. Since the rifle occasionally sends her an "apology" package of about 60 pounds of lean red meat. . .well, I wouldn't say the two are friends, but there is a cool tolerance.:D
So many questions. How many vegans does it take to make a couch? Are they domesticated or wild vegans? When is the season for them? Is there a daily limit or are they considered to be varmints? Nonmenstruating only or menstruating too? Are electronic calls allowed? Can we keep the stuff they have on them at the time of harvest?
I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
So many questions. How many vegans does it take to make a couch? Are they domesticated or wild vegans? When is the season for them? Is there a daily limit or are they considered to be varmints? Nonmenstruating only or menstruating too? Are electronic calls allowed? Can we keep the stuff they have on them at the time of harvest?
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John 3: 1-21
It’s a °IIIII° thing 😎
It’s a °IIIII° thing 😎
It’s a °IIIII° thing 😎
Wife: "Are you online looking at pictures of naked guns again?
Me: "Yes dear"
She's fairly accustomed to the torrid two-week affair I have with a bolt action rifle in a pictureseque mountain "resort" (tent) every October. Since the rifle occasionally sends her an "apology" package of about 60 pounds of lean red meat. . .well, I wouldn't say the two are friends, but there is a cool tolerance.:D
"Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
John 3: 1-21
It’s a °IIIII° thing 😎
Just like the sugar cookie recipes on FB taste just like a real cookie. NOT!
John 3: 1-21
John 3: 1-21