Reminds me of how I got fired from my first job at McDonald's. They had a small sign that read "Wanted, two students, part time after school" on the counter. Well I had the great idea to change it to "Wanted, two studs, part time. Long haired freaky people need not apply." It wasn't until the next days lunch rush that a keen eyed customer pointed it out. The manager was so mad he fired the entire night closing crew. When the manager calmed down and found out I was the culprit everyone else was "unfired."
#1. It always seemed to me that a golf course is a waste of a perfectly good rifle range that could be used for training the citizenry for the common defense.
#2. If the object of golf is to hit a 4" target from 300 yards away, a Remington 700 seems a far more efficient way to do it than whacking an aerodynamically inefficient ball at it with a crooked stick.
#1. It always seemed to me that a golf course is a waste of a perfectly good rifle range that could be used for training the citizenry for the common defense.
#2. If the object of golf is to hit a 4" target from 300 yards away, a Remington 700 seems a far more efficient way to do it than whacking an aerodynamically inefficient ball at it with a crooked stick.
You must be channeling BigChief
Logistics cannot win a war, but its absence or inadequacy can cause defeat. FM100-5
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John 3: 1-21
Tomorrow, Lion's poop
John 3: 1-21
John 3: 1-21
-Mikhail Kalashnikov
#1. It always seemed to me that a golf course is a waste of a perfectly good rifle range that could be used for training the citizenry for the common defense.
#2. If the object of golf is to hit a 4" target from 300 yards away, a Remington 700 seems a far more efficient way to do it than whacking an aerodynamically inefficient ball at it with a crooked stick.
"Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
"If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
"If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
I don't know why this didn't show up the first time I posted it
"If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
John 3: 1-21
"If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
"If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
"If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
"If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
"If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
"If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
"If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."