'Psychic' accidentally stabs himself in the heart and dies while demonstrating his im

Big ChiefBig Chief Senior MemberPosts: 31,732 Senior Member
'Psychic' accidentally stabs himself in the heart with a sword and dies in front of horrified spectators while demonstrating his immortality

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  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 5,875 Senior Member
    He knew that was going to happen.
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • FisheadgibFisheadgib Senior Member Posts: 5,213 Senior Member
    Darwin had his work cut out for him.
    As for the psychic, it appears that his career was cut short.
    snake284 wrote: »
    For my point of view, cpj is a lot like me
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  • AntonioAntonio Senior Member Posts: 2,208 Senior Member
    Good, as if imbeciles were scarce.
  • 6EQUJ5 - WOW!6EQUJ5 - WOW! Banned Posts: 482 Member
    "Consequences, schmonsequences - as long as I'm rich!!"
  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,247 Senior Member
    Should have seen that coming.
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 31,732 Senior Member
    So he has done it many times before and the "Sword" always broke, but this time it didn't? I wonder if it just a flimsy prop blade designed to break that didn't or this guy was nuts enough to use a real sword ................even one of low quality to perform his show.
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  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 6,661 Senior Member
    "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

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    WWJMBD?

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  • TrueTone911TrueTone911 Senior Member Posts: 6,026 Senior Member
    "Accidentally" Gracie??
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  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 23,009 Senior Member
    If he really was a psychic, shouldn't he have seen that was going to happen and not do it? Somebody picked up the wrong sword, I bet.
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  • Dr. dbDr. db Senior Member Posts: 1,541 Senior Member
    No life insurance for him. It was suicide. After all he was psychic.
  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Moderator Posts: 26,710 Senior Member
    How is it "accidentally" if you put the tip of the blade against your chest and push it in on purpose?

    Our use of the language in the news media is absolutely appalling.
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 31,732 Senior Member
    I think in the sense that if someone pulling a Houdini drowned in a tank of water trying to free themselves from chains.............surely the unfortunate soul didn't intend fer it to result in their death........ no matter how stupid their antics are... so they call it "Accidental". Depends on your perspective, I reckon.
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 31,732 Senior Member
    Hey, my brain is in high gear, but if the guy was a Westerner.......................would they call it...........................

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    Occidental :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :spittingcoffee:
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  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Moderator Posts: 26,710 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    I think in the sense that if someone pulling a Houdini drowned in a tank of water trying to free themselves from chains.............surely the unfortunate soul didn't intend fer it to result in their death........ no matter how stupid their antics are... so they call it "Accidental". Depends on your perspective, I reckon.
    Don't know... I think the sword worked as advertised...
    "Attack rapidly, ruthlessly, viciously, without rest, however tired and hungry you may be, the enemy will be more tired, more hungry. Keep punching." General George S. Patton
  • FisheadgibFisheadgib Senior Member Posts: 5,213 Senior Member
    Several years ago there was a genius doing something similar with a blank round in a pistol against his head and he never considered the hot gas blowing a hole in his head. He's probably comparing notes with that psychic right now.
    snake284 wrote: »
    For my point of view, cpj is a lot like me
    .
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 23,152 Senior Member
    I could bring my sword to the shoot for people to try.........:uhm:

    Naw I don't want to get it messy
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  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 5,875 Senior Member
    Fisheadgib wrote: »
    Several years ago there was a genius doing something similar with a blank round in a pistol against his head and he never considered the hot gas blowing a hole in his head. He's probably comparing notes with that psychic right now.


    As I recall, there were a couple of stories about that happening. One was an actor, but I forget the show's name.

    ETA: John Eric Hexum. The name of the show was "Cover Up" on CBS.
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  • bisleybisley Senior Member Posts: 10,071 Senior Member
    This might be the first inkling he ever had that he wasn't a god.
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