Concealed means CONCEALED!

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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 23,903 Senior Member
    gunwalker wrote: »
    Seems like a good advertisement for sneaky pete holsters. Gun is not visible at all.
    I thought I liked the idea, someone else on here has one of those holsters, too.

    I'd use it from time to time if it did not have to carry such a small gun.
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  • Gene LGene L Senior Member Posts: 10,067 Senior Member
    GunnerK19 wrote: »
    *a-herm*

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    My money's on a Taurus TCP.

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  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 6,482 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    It might be - but do remember I'm a trained dancer. My knee comes up very fast to kick a skirt up - don't get in its way! :tooth:

    That's an image I'll be trying to get out of my head for the rest of the day.
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,109 Senior Member
    Wambli Ska wrote: »
    Won't work... Zorba' visuals are the equivalent of a mental thistle :drool:

    I'm guessing he's actually thinking of can-can girl kicks - which isn't what I'm talking about at all. Knee stays bent, calf stays vertical. The knee kicks up sharply while the foot remains pointed (downward). There's a bunch of cultural and esthetic reasons behind it, but the short version is the move is often used to kick enough skirt fabric up to where the dancer can grab it for skirtwork (think Flamenco dancing). Not much leg or anything else to see, and its very fast.
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

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  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,263 Senior Member
    You could always wear a flash-bang!

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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,109 Senior Member
    Teach wrote: »
    You could always wear a flash-bang!
    Like most of the beautiful Belly Dance costumes I see but can't wear: I don't have the requisite anatomy!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    Funny you should bring that up...
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,109 Senior Member
    SIGgal wrote: »
    Actually, unless you dress like a nunn, thigh holsters can be very comfortable and practical with a skirt. Beats stuffing everything in a purse lol

    That's exactly the one I was thinking of, I'm more worried about it being hot and sweaty more than anything else. I'm dealing with "Prickly heat" at my waist right now.
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • FisheadgibFisheadgib Senior Member Posts: 5,545 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    Like most of the beautiful Belly Dance costumes I see but can't wear: I don't have the requisite anatomy!

    You wear countless other forms of women's clothing and embellishments and you're not "technically" a woman so why would one more article matter?
    snake284 wrote: »
    For my point of view, cpj is a lot like me
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  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,354 Senior Member
    Fisheadgib wrote: »
    You wear countless other forms of women's clothing and embellishments and you're not "technically" a woman so why would one more article matter?


    He makes a valid point. Besides, I suppose not only does the article in question come in multiple sizes, but 'enhancements' can always be made. Just sayin' :tooth:
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  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 6,461 Senior Member
    SIGgal wrote: »
    Actually, unless you dress like a nunn, thigh holsters can be very comfortable and practical with a skirt. Beats stuffing everything in a purse lol

    Thank you for getting the mind worm of Zorbas sweaty thighs out of my head......
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 6,461 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    That's exactly the one I was thinking of, I'm more worried about it being hot and sweaty more than anything else. I'm dealing with "Prickly heat" at my waist right now.

    ANNNNNNNNNNNNNND then he ruined it again..............
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 13,052 Senior Member
    ANNNNNNNNNNNNNND then he ruined it again..............
    I had missed that. Then you quoted it.

    Thanks.



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  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 6,461 Senior Member
    Misery loves company
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,109 Senior Member
    Fisheadgib wrote: »
    You wear countless other forms of women's clothing and embellishments and you're not "technically" a woman so why would one more article matter?

    I "draw the line" at anatomy. Skirts et al are unisex as far as I'm concerned. All it takes to wear one is a waist - we all have them. I don't have boobs!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,109 Senior Member
    ANNNNNNNNNNNNNND then he ruined it again..............

    My "tramp stamp" tattoo is unhappy right now. :rotflmao:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 21,803 Senior Member
    SIGgal wrote: »
    Actually, unless you dress like a nunn, thigh holsters can be very comfortable and practical with a skirt. Beats stuffing everything in a purse lol
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    Yeah but everybody's looking when you go for your gun, so much for concealment!

    :popcorn:

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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,109 Senior Member
    SIGgal wrote: »
    Not really hot and sweaty. A little cooler than wearing thigh high stockings with a garter belt, if that makes sense.

    Can't say as I've ever had occasion to wear that - but it would be cooler than dance tights!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 6,461 Senior Member
    SIGgal wrote: »
    Aww, come on now. I'm sure he has very nice legs since he is a dancer.

    Please God no, dont tempt him, he has photobucket... cannotbeunseen_zps723905ee.jpg
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • knitepoetknitepoet Senior Member Posts: 18,669 Senior Member
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,109 Senior Member
    SIGgal wrote: »
    Welllllll, I did promise to brighten up the place lol. Nothing like men it tights to start the show :applause:

    Never one to disappoint the ladies.

    This was taken quite a few years ago at an early Greek dance performance. This is the traditional Greek "Foustanella" (male skirt), worn by their honor guards:

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    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 6,461 Senior Member
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • FisheadgibFisheadgib Senior Member Posts: 5,545 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    I "draw the line" at anatomy. Skirts et al are unisex as far as I'm concerned. All it takes to wear one is a waist - we all have them. I don't have boobs!

    A while back, you posted a pic of you in a Victorian dress with one of your butt pillows and a little umbrella. I wouldn't consider that unisex by any stretch of the imagination. If it was, you might see CPJ, and NN, and some of the others guys wearing that outfit in shrimp, or salmon at the SE shoot.
    snake284 wrote: »
    For my point of view, cpj is a lot like me
    .
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 6,461 Senior Member
    FYI Sig, this is a example of thread "drift". Most times they build and it goes like this and becomes more of thread tsunami.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,109 Senior Member
    Fisheadgib wrote: »
    A while back, you posted a pic of you in a Victorian dress with one of your butt pillows and a little umbrella. I wouldn't consider that unisex by any stretch of the imagination. If it was, you might see CPJ, and NN, and some of the others guys wearing that outfit in shrimp, or salmon at the SE shoot.

    Culturally, you are correct. But culture is an artificial construct, and has no basis in what I call "Ultimate Reality". The Victorian outfit (and its a skirt/shirt combo, not an actual dress) will fit anybody. Its only "feminine" if it involves a bra, its only "masculine" if it involves a jock strap (otherwise, its just fabric, no gender) - and even that isn't completely absolute; but is as close as you'll get on THIS plane of existence. Lots of psychobabble!

    For SIGgal's reference:

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    Space/time is a large construct - men have worn what we now call "feminine" accoutrements for thousands of years. Why do we stop on a red light, and go on a green? Neither color has any intrinsic meaning, but society has agreed upon that particular convention. It may very well change in the future! Remember, it was in our lifetime that women weren't supposed to wear pants - so what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. Blah, blah, blah, blah... :blah:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • BAMAAKBAMAAK Senior Member Posts: 4,262 Senior Member
    Dude that is straight up cross dressing.
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,109 Senior Member
    SIGgal wrote: »
    I think all ya'll should try wearing a dress, you will see it isn't so bad........ but then again it limits your shooting positions
    I've been telling these guys this for several years - or more correctly, telling them to try a skirt as dresses on guys are problematic as off the rack selections aren't made for our shoulder/hip/waist proportions - or chest shape. Most comfortable thing you can wear in public!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,109 Senior Member
    BAMAAK wrote: »
    Dude that is straight up cross dressing.

    No bra - ain't cross anything. But whatever works for you. Its VERY interesting that women don't get hit with the "cross dressing" label when they wear (so-called) men's stuff. There's a lot of psychobabble and relative "gender valuation" involved, so I won't bore everyone with it (including myself :tooth:).
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,109 Senior Member
    SIGgal wrote: »
    As long as he is happy, that's all that should matter. Love the dress FYI lol

    Skirt/shirt combo. Only way for me to get that look off the rack - a dress would have had to have been custom made, and thus a lot more expensive. I have 2 or 3 actual dresses - all of which are dance costumes - and they had to be custom made for me.
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,109 Senior Member
    SIGgal wrote: »
    I don't have a problem with guys in dresses....... as long as mine isn't in a dress!

    A lot of gals say exactly this - and it both puzzles and annoys me as I don't understand the "why" of it.

    Either way, we have a lot of fun with the "back and forth" on the subject here. These guys are pretty much "whatever floats your boat" live and let live types, even if the subject *does* make them uncomfortable at times so I don't bring it up often as I really am here to learn more about firearms. :guns:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
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