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VarmintmistVarmintmist Posts: 8,305 Senior Member
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RARE Pennsylvania BARN cats for sale 100.00 each

Ready in about 6 weeks just in time for the 50% off sale. If you act quickly you are eligible for the 25.00 instant rebate. These RARE cats are exceedingly well prepared to adapt to your barn OR home. Thats right, these exceptional specimens are suitable for barns, garages, homes, and apartments in every state in the union, Mexico and Canada.

But wait, there's more. Because we want to see you become the proud owner of these RARE Pennsylvania BARN cats, act now and we will wave the 25.00 handling fee. Thats right folks, you can have these RARE PA barn cats for the low low price of come and get one.

Act now, supply is limited.
It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
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  • zorbazorba Posts: 25,288 Senior Member
    #2
    All together now: AWWWWWWWW!!!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
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  • JermanatorJermanator Posts: 16,244 Senior Member
    #3
    I like my kitten medium/medium rare.
    Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
    -Thomas Paine
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  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Posts: 8,305 Senior Member
    #4
    cpj wrote: »
    Damn. Wish I was closer, that's a hell of a deal. Will they fit in a flat rate envelope?

    1 or all 6? Yes.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
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  • earlyearly Posts: 4,950 Senior Member
    #5
    The darn alley cat that adopted me already took over here. Supervising all my yard work thismorning. Thinks he knows everything.
    My thoughts are generally clear. My typing, not so much.
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  • kansashunterkansashunter Posts: 1,917 Senior Member
    #6
    I need a barn cat or two to help with my rat and mice problems. However they should be wild enough you can't catch them and willing to hunt their own food.
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  • WeatherbyWeatherby Posts: 4,953 Senior Member
    #7
    cpj wrote: »
    Damn. Wish I was closer, that's a hell of a deal. Will they fit in a flat rate envelope?

    no but fit nicely in a burlap bag
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  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    #8
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    “A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”

    NRA Endowment Member
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  • orchidmanorchidman Posts: 8,438 Senior Member
    #9
    Varmintmist wrote: »
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    RARE Pennsylvania BARN cats for sale 100.00 each

    Ready in about 6 weeks just in time for the 50% off sale. If you act quickly you are eligible for the 25.00 instant rebate. These RARE cats are exceedingly well prepared to adapt to your barn OR home. Thats right, these exceptional specimens are suitable for barns, garages, homes, and apartments in every state in the union, Mexico and Canada.

    But wait, there's more. Because we want to see you become the proud owner of these RARE Pennsylvania BARN cats, act now and we will wave the 25.00 handling fee. Thats right folks, you can have these RARE PA barn cats for the low low price of come and get one.

    Act now, supply is limited.

    Ya forgot to add " But wait, there is more. The first six callers will receive a free set of Ginzsu knives"
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
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  • BigDanSBigDanS Posts: 6,992 Senior Member
    #10
    7 fruit trees, 7 outdoor cats... no more reqired.

    D
    "A patriot is mocked, scorned and hated; yet when his cause succeeds, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." Mark Twain
    Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.... now who's bringing the hot wings? :jester:
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  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Posts: 8,305 Senior Member
    #11
    cpj wrote: »
    Wait just a minute. I call shenanigans! You say they are jen-you-wine barn cats. Yet, not only are you within 10' of them, you are touching one.
    Taint no barn cat. False advertising!

    Wrong. These are not amateur barn cats these are real RARE PA barn cats. They will kill in front of you, crunch and growl, and still ignore you. And, you dont see mom.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
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  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Posts: 8,305 Senior Member
    #12
    kansashunter wrote: »
    I need a barn cat or two to help with my rat and mice problems. However they should be wild enough you can't catch them and willing to hunt their own food.

    Want a cat to hunt? Dont feed it. One missed meal and they are lions again.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
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  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Posts: 8,305 Senior Member
    #13
    SIGgal wrote: »
    I guess its a good thing the supply will be back in a few months, a night out with Tom and a bottle of catnip.

    Ohh, no. Pugsly, the barn cat had his stuff removed. The poor **** is stuck in the ultimate friend zone. A wanton harlot moved in, crashed in his crib, eats his food, dropped her kids and only shows to feed them.
    The wife said the real dad isnt there, like a guy. I said he probably saw what you did to Pugsly and ran like heck like any smart dude.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
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  • Six-GunSix-Gun Posts: 8,155 Senior Member
    #14
    Oh, no buddy. I'm not taking one of your barn cats ever again. The last one you sold me was nuts!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnOweMlrnTE
    Accuracy: because white space between bullet holes drives me insane.
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  • BingBing Posts: 95 Member
    #15
    My daddy always said that the only good cat was a flat cat.
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  • zorbazorba Posts: 25,288 Senior Member
    #16
    Bing wrote: »
    My daddy always said that the only good cat was a flat cat.

    Served single, or in a stack?
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
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  • BigslugBigslug Posts: 9,875 Senior Member
    #17
    Appears to be closely related to the Southern Illinois Hunting Cat. Do these grow to approximately the size of a dwarf moose?
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
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  • shootbrownelkshootbrownelk Posts: 2,035 Senior Member
    #18
    I wonder how many Chinese buffet restaurant owners will show up for the free main courses?
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  • horselipshorselips Posts: 3,628 Senior Member
    #19
    Adorable.
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  • pjames777pjames777 Posts: 1,421 Senior Member
    #20
    Had a house cat once that loved the barn on clean out the old hay day. Hilarious, two to four mice come scurrying out an he'd grab one, throw a paw out for next, try to get one with his mouth and the fourth set them all free! Like watching a Warner Bros. cartoon. :applause:
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  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Posts: 8,305 Senior Member
    #21
    We had a big yellow tom that we pulled a warble out of his skull when he was a kitten. He was a barn/garage/house where ever cat just a happy to be with anyone at any time guy, or not. I think he was brain damaged and felt no pain. Nice cat, kept getting into fights with dogs and was pretty messed up but didnt care. Called him Monster because parts were missing and broken. And we had 4 barn cats that would rather not associate with people.

    The corn crib was in the top of the barn near the hay hole. Monster sat on the low wall separating the barn floor while we cleaned it out. He ate 36 juvenile mice that day. Those that escaped bailed down the hay hole, to the 4 barn cats... You could almost hear them squeak ""oh sh..." Monster looked like he ate a softball and at the end, could no longer leap to the low wall. He would jump, hook the top with his front paws, and pull his bloated mass on top.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
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  • roadkingroadking Posts: 3,056 Senior Member
    #22
    It's a western PA cat...us in the north east of PA know what it will become...



    :jester:

    BTW, wife and I are cat people and that is a cute kitten!
    Support your local Scouts!
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  • bisleybisley Posts: 10,815 Senior Member
    #23
    I prefer the old standard 'stray' cats, that you only see two or three times a month, and then only from a distance, and briefly.
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  • 10canyon5310canyon53 Posts: 2,122 Senior Member
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  • roadkingroadking Posts: 3,056 Senior Member
    #25
    cpj wrote: »
    There ya go. You and your wife can now have some low cost rare barn cats!

    Already have 3 that adopted (own) us...2 indoor and 1 outdoor.

    Support your local Scouts!
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  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Posts: 8,305 Senior Member
    #26
    There is room on that chair. 2 in the seat, one on each arm, and 2 on the back. Friend, have I got a deal for you.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
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  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Posts: 8,305 Senior Member
    #27
    Kittens are like potato chips to a lab, and I need a barn cat.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
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  • roadkingroadking Posts: 3,056 Senior Member
    #28
    Varmintmist wrote: »
    There is room on that chair. 2 in the seat, one on each arm, and 2 on the back. Friend, have I got a deal for you.


    If closer, we'd take 1...maybe 2. It's okay, it is kitten season here as well...free kitten signs are being seen.
    Support your local Scouts!
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  • gatorgator Posts: 1,746 Senior Member
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    Never seen a barn...not all that rare...but a pretty good pal.


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    USMC 80-84
    -96 lbs
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  • Tom-my gunTom-my gun Posts: 6 New Member
    #30
    10canyon53 wrote: »
    Beware they don't turn into evil Couch Ambush Cats!

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    That is an awesome picture! Cat looks kinda scary I'm not ganna lie
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