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Big ChiefBig Chief Senior MemberPosts: 32,995 Senior Member
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I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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  • bisleybisley Senior Member Posts: 10,798 Senior Member
    They are definitely long enough to reach the ground.
  • PFDPFD Senior Member Posts: 1,365 Senior Member
    Reminds me of an old saying:

    Nose-to-nose and your toes is in it.
    Toes-to-toes and your nose is in it.

    :tooth:
    That's all I got.

    Paul
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,949 Senior Member
    Putting on her make-up for a modelling photo shoot is a struggle when the assistants are much shorter than Ekaterina

    Jeez girl friend, take those 6" stilettos off to have your makeup done - try sitting down too.
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,428 Senior Member
    Dumazz website locked up my computer! She belongs in a circus sideshow!
    Jerry
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Teach wrote: »
    Dumazz website locked up my computer! She belongs in a circus sideshow!
    Jerry

    Dem Long Legs did that, couldn't fit on the screen :jester:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,394 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    Dem Long Legs did that, couldn't fit on the screen :jester:

    That jist ain't right! But it might be fun,

    :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 24,806 Senior Member
  • JLDickmonJLDickmon Senior Member Posts: 1,726 Senior Member
    6 foot nine and she has to wear stripper heels?
    Never laugh at your wife's choices.
    You are one of them.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Must spend a pretty penny (Kopecks??) on razor blades to shave those Giraffe legs ......................:tooth: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,949 Senior Member
    SIGgal wrote: »
    OMG......... stripper heels are a must! They just look so good lol

    They look good - but they sure don't feel good to the wearer! Ouch!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 7,452 Senior Member
    First thing I thought is that I still have my pole climbing stuff.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    A dwarf could run between them legs without bending over :yikes: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,949 Senior Member
    SIGgal wrote: »
    No Zorba, they are not the most comfortable, but I love wearing them anyway.

    The tallest (and only!) that I've ever worn was 3" - and that was painful enough. Part of that Victorian costume I posted a picture of a while back. I have a dance sister who wears 6 inchers all day every day and has zero problems (so she says). I will say that they're a lot of fun, but beauty has its price!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,949 Senior Member
    First thing I thought is that I still have my pole dancing stuff.

    FIFY :tooth:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 8,108 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    I dated a midget once. I was nuts over her.

    Go to your room, Chris.

    Now!
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 4,062 Senior Member
    Teach wrote: »
    Dumazz website locked up my computer! She belongs in a circus sideshow!
    Jerry

    Are you still using Windows 98? :jester:
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,949 Senior Member
    Spk wrote: »
    Are you still using Windows 98? :jester:

    3.3
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,949 Senior Member
    SIGgal wrote: »
    Oh, I love pole dancing lol. You can actually take classes for it........ so much fun, and a awesome workout!

    The gal I mentioned earlier - with 6" stilettos daily - is a Pole Dancer as well as a Belly Dancer. There's a guy in her class too (not me, I'm too big, too old, and lack the tremendous arm strength needed to be any good at it.)!

    My wife tells me that she could take me to a strip show, and I'd miss the whole point of the thing being more interested in their dance technique than anything else! She's probably right... :roll2:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,394 Senior Member
    SIGgal wrote: »
    No Zorba, they are not the most comfortable, but I love wearing them anyway.

    Actually so does Zorby!

    :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,949 Senior Member
    snake284 wrote: »
    Actually so does Zorby!

    I won't say I *love* them, but they *can* be fun. For a short period.
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,394 Senior Member
    SIGgal wrote: »
    What happened with her? you toss her? lol

    The broke up. She bit him in the...oh never mind.
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,394 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    I won't say I *love* them, but they *can* be fun. For a short period.

    But! BUT! BUT! we don't know much about this girl period.
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,949 Senior Member
    SIGgal wrote: »
    I wear 6" heels when we go to the city. Girls feet are not as wide, so they are more comfortable and we grow up wearing them, unlike guys do. I get dragged to go-go bars once in a while, I love to watch them dance as well. I was a cheerleader and love to dance, so to me it's just a learning visit lol.

    Yep - I had to hunt for heeled shoes that would fit, but they're out there. And you're quite right - you grew up doing makeup, wearing heels, skirts, etc - guys have to play catchup. Just figuring out how to deal with a skirt was interesting in the beginning, but now its old hat and I even get compliments on my skirtsmanship from time-to-time. I'm still not particularly good with makeup - although what I do is plenty good enough for the stage. On the extremely rare occasions I wear makeup in mundania, I have to tone it waaaay down and have my wife check/primp it.

    I've only worn the 3" heels an entire day exactly once - the other times were 2 or 3 hours. The best thing I found was to sit down somewhere, look pretty, and not move around too much! As that costume also includes a corset, that made the whole day even more interesting!

    I also have found that I can actually dance in them better than I can walk (doubtless from dancing in Releve' most of the time) - Goddess knows what it'd be like in something higher. The first time I put them on it was comical seeing me tottering about trying to figure them out!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,949 Senior Member
    snake284 wrote: »
    But! BUT! BUT! we don't know much about this girl period.

    Yea, yea! I am SO not touching this line! :rotflmao:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 7,452 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    FIFY :tooth:

    I rode one down once. I gots all the moves it takes to be one.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • bisleybisley Senior Member Posts: 10,798 Senior Member
    This really is an amazing thread. I can't believe I have read the whole thing. :silly:
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    bisley wrote: »
    This really is an amazing thread. I can't believe I have read the whole thing. :silly:

    Well, ya gotta read the whole thing to.........................Drum Roll Please.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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    GET A LEG UP :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 7,452 Senior Member
    snake284 wrote: »
    The broke up. She bit him in the...oh never mind.

    He constantly looked down on her, and she belittled him. It was always destined to be a short romance.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 7,452 Senior Member
    SIGgal wrote: »
    It started as a normal thread, but somehow it turned into womens shoes and bananas lol. How did that happen ?

    SOP
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,949 Senior Member
    Ok, 'cause somebody's gotta ask: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is the banana?
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
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