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Jeff in TX
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Is this what taking the wife hunting is really like
My wife showed me this and it cracked me up! She said I'm not this bad am I?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mijDhbukZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mijDhbukZ4
Distance is not an issue, but the wind can make it interesting!
John 3: 1-21
John 3: 1-21
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This.
Dad 5-31-13
And your reply was...................?
Thinking about the above conversation in more depth, I came to the realisation that its another of those female questions that there is no correct answer for.
If you say yes an argument will ensue.
If you say no, she will come back with " So you think I am bad, but not as bad as the video". Then the argument will follow.
That means you cant use a yes/no answer and will have to string a sentence together. It is an immutable law that more than 3 words in a sentence to your significant other is able to be interpreted in a multitude of ways. Then an argument will follow.
The only correct way to answer the question is to throw yourself on your back to the ground, put your arms and legs in the air exposing your stomach, poke your tongue out the side of your mouth and wag your tail. Hopefully she will scratch your belly and walk away.
Where I hunt, cell phones don't work so it doesn't matter.
How nice of you to bring a practice target - I need to confirm zero on my rifle!
Same here, no signal.
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
Isn't that what your hunting stand is for...sorry couldn't resist!:applause:
It wasn't a dog it was a ferocious polar bear, could have licked her to death! :rotflmao:
John 3: 1-21
I'll give you time to remove it, walk down and place it at my zero range! :tooth:
She offered to go to the range to keep me company yesterday, could see it in her eyes saying: please say no please let me sleep in, I really don't want to go but I am being nice.
Priceless, now that's funny I don't care what you say!
Currently my wife has bragging rights in our house as she's shot the largest buck to date!
John 3: 1-21
Talking, silent or whatever. You wife is doing it right!
She's a very good hunter. I really thinks she likes the peace and solitude sitting on her deer stand. We got her a box blind to hunt out of this fall, which she's decorated the inside. Let's just say you can tell a gal hunts that stand and most of guys steer clear:roll2:
John 3: 1-21
Jerry
No sound on the video.
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
This reeks of experience...
:devil:
Jerry
-Mikhail Kalashnikov
Yepper, I actually rattled the big boy in for her. He was one of three deer on my neighbors and mine shoot list two years ago. We'd been working with our game biologist on our game management program and watching this deer and two other for three years. Everything was looking so good until my knucklehead neighbor put the high fence up 18 months ago. Last year was slim pickings in the deer department! This year I have one that's close to hers on camera and another couple that should be fantastic in a year or two.
My wife beat you to the blind decorating, she asked if I'd paint the inside pink! I responded with a resounding NO!
John 3: 1-21
I'm an anti-social butterfly. . .which would be more of a social wasp, I guess. Bilingual training? Hell, I don't want to talk to most of the people who speak English.
My wife and I adhere to the old ways - I hunt (she's only interesting in cooking it) ; she gathers (I'm only interested in eating it).
"Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
On the other hand a man and his wife visited me at my elk camp once. I told them about a bear encounter I had earlier and gave them directions to a good spot to hunt said bear. They got the bear a few hours later. They were very nice and seemed to both enjoy the hunt a great deal.
She has been bird hunting with me also. She tells people she is my bird dog.