Questions for the ages...



  • shooter10mmshooter10mm Member Posts: 215 Member
    jbp-ohio wrote: »
    Well...... if you catch two.....


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    Definitely a comment I can relate too!!!!
    "You miss 100% of the shots you do not take!"
    "As long as there's Lead in the air there's hope!
    " -- Ralph Adkinson(Daddy) The original Marlboro Man
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 21,964 Senior Member
    orchidman wrote: »
    If the stuff on a non stick frypan wont let anything stick to it, how does it stick to the frypan?

    If you are on a spaceship travelling at the speed of light and its dark outside, will your headlights work?

    Why doesnt the law of diminishing returns apply to taxes?

    Answers to your stupid questions....=

    Answer to No. 1-they do some magic. They have a secret adhesive they spray on the pan that they keep in the locker right next to the buckets of steam, striped paint and Sky Hooks.

    No. 2-Yes but the light emitting from the headlights will be twice the speed of light in relation to stationary objects and if it hits any object it will cause it to disintegrate.

    No. 3-It does, the more the taxes the less the returns... Go figure.
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 26,233 Senior Member
    Why are gun barrels of any size called a barrel? They look nothing like a barrel. They more resemble a tapered tube.

    Why is a gun stock called a stock? Stock goes Moo, Baa, whinny/neigh, or Hee-Haw.

    And who named a projectile a bullet? Isn't a bullet an immature bull?

    And why is it when you park away from the other cars 'n' trucks and go do your shopping, and there's someone parked on either side of you, and too close to properly open your door? Are they insane people, or what?

    Who came up with gun terms, anyway? Sounds like terms made up by a drunk sailor telling a sea story.
    If the U.S. Congress was put in charge of the Sahara Desert, there would be a shortage of sand in under six months.

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