What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior MemberPosts: 6,133 Senior Member

A synonym roll.

Stolen shamelessly from facebook

Jerry

Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.

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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 16,558 Senior Member
    *GROAN*

    Firing Squad at dawn!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    My Karma ran over your Dogma!
  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Moderator Posts: 26,672 Senior Member
    🤣
    "Attack rapidly, ruthlessly, viciously, without rest, however tired and hungry you may be, the enemy will be more tired, more hungry. Keep punching." General George S. Patton
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 31,707 Senior Member
    Good one.
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 23,136 Senior Member
    Help us
    I have a need for speed
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 22,978 Senior Member
    If a Liberal throws a hand grenade at you, pick it up, pull the pin, and throw it back at them.



  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 6,133 Senior Member
    That's a Thesaurus Rex.  Get it right.
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • hawk18hawk18 Senior Member Posts: 698 Senior Member
    Why don't robots have brothers?


    because they all have transistors. 

    Hawk
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