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BufordBuford Posts: 6,722 Senior Member
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What is your favorite brand and why??
Just look at the flowers Lizzie, just look at the flowers.
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  • JermanatorJermanator Posts: 16,244 Senior Member
    #2
    Cheap. We buy when it goes on sale for 25 cents a standard roll or 50 cents a double roll.
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    -Thomas Paine
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  • wddodgewddodge Posts: 1,150 Senior Member
    #3
    Any brand that resists my finger going through it..

    Denny
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  • earlyagainearlyagain Posts: 7,928 Senior Member
    #4
    Generic.

    I have sinus/allergy ailments. Using sometimes eight or more rolls a week for tissue as well as bathroom duty. Can't see paying more for something intended for disposal.
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  • MichakavMichakav Posts: 2,907 Senior Member
    edited August 2018 #5
    I like cheap! But it has to be the soft kind. I have a sensitive butt and I poop a lot.
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  • zorbazorba Posts: 25,248 Senior Member
    #6
    Scott
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    edited August 2018 #7
    Charmin fer years, but Angel Soft these days, but will buy either in double or mega rolls, especially when it is on sale.

    TP ain't the thing to be cheap about. Besides I'm a tender feller!


    Not something I wanna run outta either.
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  • terminator012terminator012 Posts: 3,930 Senior Member
    #8
    Dollar store cheap. Single ply or my kids will stop the toilet up every time.
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  • JayhawkerJayhawker Posts: 18,314 Senior Member
    #9
    The stuff with the ridges that scrape off the poop....
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  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Posts: 10,879 Senior Member
    #10
    Charmin mega rolls. I live with a woman. Would be changing rolls every day with the standard suze
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  • BufordBuford Posts: 6,722 Senior Member
    #11
    Charmin top shelf only.  It's unbelievably soft.
    Just look at the flowers Lizzie, just look at the flowers.
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  • FFLshooterFFLshooter Posts: 1,057 Senior Member
    #12
    220 grit wet/dry. Gets the job done and exfoliates your anus.
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  • FFLshooterFFLshooter Posts: 1,057 Senior Member
    #13
    knitepoet said:
    Sam's club brand baby wipes
    Flushable wipes are anything but flushable. Learned that the hard way.
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  • TugarTugar Posts: 2,470 Senior Member
    #14
    Scott's extra soft. It's one ply and the price isn't bad. Anything else goes too fast and clogs the toilet 

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  • rberglofrberglof Posts: 2,990 Senior Member
    #15
    jbp-ohio said:
    Charmin mega rolls. I live with a woman. Would be changing rolls every day with the standard size
    This!
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  • ZeeZee Posts: 28,177 Senior Member
    #16
    HEB Brand Ultra-Strong Mega Rolls
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    #17
    I liked them HEB stores when I was in TX.  They give the Walmarts a run fer their money, especially on foodstuff and choices.


    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    #18
    So how do you guys refill your TP rolls in the holder.

    Do you like the end you unroll to tear off be on top facing you or behind from the back.

    I use the back way, just used to it I guess.

    Probably not a hoot of difference of how it unrolls/tears or is there?




    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
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  • Make_My_DayMake_My_Day Posts: 7,927 Senior Member
    #19
    Charmin, because I have a sensitive poop chute. I doin't care if it's more money, because I'm not going to get rich on the savings from cheap TP.
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    THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE NEW COMMUNISTS!
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  • Big Al1Big Al1 Posts: 8,743 Senior Member
    edited August 2018 #20
    I was rather "callous" about TP since the military government issue stuff was about 80 grit with some wood splinters thrown in for deep cleaning! Now I pamper myself with Charmin ultra strong. Gotta go!!

    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=One+Sheet+Toilet+Paper+Wipe&&view=detail&mid=CD2E51800344C9DD26EBCD2E51800344C9DD26EB&rvsmid=6F5E2EAA27C4EB214A316F5E2EAA27C4EB214A31&FORM=VDQVAP
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  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Posts: 6,637 Senior Member
    #21
    Panda.  I don't know if it's a local brand... inexpensive, butt (heh heh) not cheap. 
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    George Carlin
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  • zorbazorba Posts: 25,248 Senior Member
    #22
    Charmin et al make me itch!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
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  • Make_My_DayMake_My_Day Posts: 7,927 Senior Member
    #23
    zorba said:
    Charmin et al make me itch!
    Try a Bidet....... :D
    JOE MCCARTHY WAS RIGHT:
    THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE NEW COMMUNISTS!
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  • SpkSpk Posts: 4,797 Senior Member
    edited August 2018 #24
    Does anyone else remember that Reynolds Wrap style waxy toilet paper they had overseas.

    You sensitive butt guys would've loved it!

    Anytime I went to the john, I wasn't sure what to do. Wipe or make sammiches.

    The napkin/TP that came with the MRE's was better than that waxy stuff!

    Eventually, I would crumple/wrinkle it up something fierce and then go for broke. I always tried to avoid using those public facilities from then on. :#
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  • GilaGila Posts: 1,938 Senior Member
    #25
    Charmin from Costco.  One package, about 20 bucks, lasts us a year...
    No good deed goes unpunished...
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  • Big Al1Big Al1 Posts: 8,743 Senior Member
    #26
    Spk said:
    Does anyone else remember that Reynolds Wrap style waxy toilet paper they had overseas.

    You sensitive butt guys would've loved it!

    Anytime I went to the john, I wasn't sure what to do. Wipe or make sammiches.

    The napkin/TP that came with the MRE's was better than that waxy stuff!

    Eventually, I would crumple/wrinkle it up something fierce and then go for broke. I always tried to avoid using those public facilities from then on. :#
    I hate wayside and airport rest rooms where the paper is so thin, it only has one side!
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  • Make_My_DayMake_My_Day Posts: 7,927 Senior Member
    #27
    Big Al1 said:
    I was rather "callous" about TP since the military government issue stuff was about 80 grit with some wood splinters thrown in for deep cleaning! Now I pamper myself with Charmin ultra strong. Gotta go!!

    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=One+Sheet+Toilet+Paper+Wipe&&view=detail&mid=CD2E51800344C9DD26EBCD2E51800344C9DD26EB&rvsmid=6F5E2EAA27C4EB214A316F5E2EAA27C4EB214A31&FORM=VDQVAP
    EEEEWWWWWeeeeewww!!!
    JOE MCCARTHY WAS RIGHT:
    THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE NEW COMMUNISTS!
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  • horselipshorselips Posts: 3,628 Senior Member
    #28
    I stopped using toilet paper altogether. Nothing beats good old facial tissues. A single tissue is as strong and effective as a foot and a half of folded up TP, and at a buck a box for 160 at Fry's (or 175 at the .99 Cents store) they're cost-effective enough. When most of the dirty work is done, I finish off with a real baby-wipe. They're moist and soft and I never, ever poke through them. And no, they don't clog the toilet drain. I just hold the tank lever for a few extra seconds to get a commercial-grade flush and away they go. Life is good.  
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  • horselipshorselips Posts: 3,628 Senior Member
    #29
    FFLshooter said:
    220 grit wet/dry. Gets the job done and exfoliates your anus.

    Don't forget to bleach. 
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  • GilaGila Posts: 1,938 Senior Member
    #30
    horselips said:
    I stopped using toilet paper altogether. Nothing beats good old facial tissues. A single tissue is as strong and effective as a foot and a half of folded up TP, and at a buck a box for 160 at Fry's (or 175 at the .99 Cents store) they're cost-effective enough. When most of the dirty work is done, I finish off with a real baby-wipe. They're moist and soft and I never, ever poke through them. And no, they don't clog the toilet drain. I just hold the tank lever for a few extra seconds to get a commercial-grade flush and away they go. Life is good.  
    I can't do that kind of stuff having a septic tank I have to be careful with...
    No good deed goes unpunished...
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  • das68das68 Posts: 662 Senior Member
    #31
    knitepoet said:
    John Wayne brand....
     it won't take crap off anybody
    It leaves you with all the crap then?

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