The Great Outdoors!
So Friday night I have the lake house to myself. Antenna TV is great if you watch a lot of PBS, so I throw in a movie. But I'm not alone. Half way through I notice a winged shadow flying around, crap it's a bat! So I scramble to close all the down stairs bedrooms so he can't hide but then he disappears!!?? Who knows where he went?? About 1030 I head upstairs and when I turn on the hallway light he's flying around up there. The fish net is in the garage so when I open the outside door to get it, the door to the upstairs bedroom opens, that's where I sleep, so I turn to close that door so he doesn't get in there. Next to the door is a Leinenkugerls canoe paddle, (for decoration) and it's my closest weapon so I grab it. As I turn I'm staring into the jaws of death as the he flies straight at me, with his pointy little ears (like devils horns) and fangs bared!! I swing that paddle like a Samurai warrior and SPLAT, the little terrorist sails across the hall way and almost out the door. But I only range his bell, tough little ****!! Still flapping and squeaking I finally paddled him outside. That's enough adventure for one night!!