Florida couple built drive-thru window at mobile home to sell drugs: cops

Big Chief

Oh man...............what were they thunking.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/31/florida-couple-built-drive-thru-window-at-mobile-home-to-sell-drugs-cops.html

Gila

They weren't, including fentanyl no less... 

zorba

Wow, those two look like they were rode hard and put away wet. She needs to lighten up on the mascara...

Big Chief

Wait a minute, they didn't want the attention of drug buyers coming in and out of their trailer so...............they figured  a drive-thru would be better???

Gee I guess nobody would notice a stream of vehicles driving up to their kitchen window and leaving............. being passed in ($$$) and something being handed out (drugs)   ......................now that's real smarts. 

10canyon53

They could have gotten away with it had they just mounted a CVS Pharmacy sign on the side of the trailer. 

FFLshooter

I think I could make an honest woman out of the female offender. She’s pleasing to the eye.

Big Chief

Funniest I ever saw was on that highway from Huntsville to Scottsboro ALA (72?) was a trailer they had pulled up next to an old homesteads fireplace/chimney.......and just knocked out the trailer wall to fit....................some wood and they were all set, I reckon.  

Big Chief

FFLshooter said:

I think I could make an honest woman out of the female offender. She’s pleasing to the eye.

Well, each to their own.

bullsi1911

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I-e1Hxy_kQU

First thing I thought of

FFLshooter

In a former life I had a thing for skanky broads.

Fisheadgib

Let's not forget the OPEN/CLOSED sign in the window, very discreet.

Ken_S_LaTrans

Well, I suppose if you're too lazy to sling dope the old fashioned way, this is one way to do it.

earlyagain

Should have sold fish stix & tater tots instead.

Ken_S_LaTrans

earlyagain said:

Should have sold fish stix & tater tots instead.

There are a lot of things they should have done...but like most tool using apes...don't count on people to do what they should do, just count on them to do what they're gonna do and keep your expectations low.

I don't believe in the probability that people will always default to the lowest common denominator of behavior (regardless of how many times I have seen that to be the case), but I allow for the possibility that in a given situation they will.

No, I am not a pessimist, I am a realist.

Make_My_Day

Hey, ya' gotta' give 'em credit for their entrepreneurial spirit......

Make_My_Day

cpj said:

And they did it to “not attract attention.”
How high do you need to be before you think adding a drive through window to your TRAILER HOUSE won’t attract attention?

I'm thinking possibly in their drug addled minds that cars quickly driving through their lot would attract less attention than a bunch of cars parked on their property or the street for extended periods of time.

Jermanator

Maybe they could have sold drugs using an ice cream truck as cover.

CHIRO1989

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