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Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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...... by the entire girls varsity soccer team!!!!
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
If I get a steak that's been under-cooked after I've clearly said "well-done", I just ask for the check. When the waiter asks me what the problem is, I tell them the meat hasn't been cooked thoroughly. They always say, "I can take it back.", I tell them, "No, I'm just gonna take it home and feed it to my dog."
The stunned look is priceless!
Hey, some guys think it's manly to eat a bleeding steak but all I see is all the parasites and other nastiness that hasn't been killed yet.
Yes, I've eaten all sorts of weird things in the military but there's no need to live like that as a civie.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain