76-year-old Tries to Attack Son with Chainsaw, Son Runs Him Over with Lawn Mower

Big Chief

https://wnep.com/2018/10/12/76-year-old-tries-to-attack-son-with-chainsaw-son-runs-him-over-with-lawn-mower/

Old Ron

Talk about dysfunctional family !
At 22 he should have his own place . The dad needs head work & maybe in the joint he will get some .

Big Chief

"Family Feud"

Old Ron

You read things like that & are real happy to have the family you do have . It never said if alcohol was involved . Two drunks & power equipment ..... what could go wrong there ?

CHIRO1989

Nothing runs you over like a Deere.







Stolen from the comments

tennmike

Tennessee Man giving Florida Man a break, I guess.

Jayhawker

That will make the holidays awkward...

zorba

Wait for the 4 bbl shotgun at the end!

Spk

If you own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't... you might be a redneck!

If you burn your yard rather than mow it... you might be a redneck!

If your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos"... you might be a redneck!

If your dad ever attacked you with a chainsaw but you run him over with a lawnmower... You might be a redneck!!!

Jermanator

I will have to say... if dad was 76, and the kid was 22... The kid was conceived when dad was 53. I will be 53 soon enough, and I sure as heck hope that I will be able to accomplish that task if called to it, but I doubt my bride would be capable.

Farm Boy Deuce

Jermanator said:

I will have to say... if dad was 76, and the kid was 22... The kid was conceived when dad was 53. I will be 53 soon enough, and I sure as heck hope that I will be able to accomplish that task if called to it, but I doubt my bride would be capable.

It probably a sister mom type of deal anyway. Eating a meal takes that family three hours because they share one set of teeth. 

Spk

Jermanator said:

I will have to say... if dad was 76, and the kid was 22... The kid was conceived when dad was 53. I will be 53 soon enough, and I sure as heck hope that I will be able to accomplish that task if called to it, but I doubt my bride would be capable.

His son calls him granpa-dad.

coolgunguy

Also taken from the comments:


"Will they be fighting over the leg this Thanksgiving?"

I see what they did there...

terminator012

Jermanator said:

I will have to say... if dad was 76, and the kid was 22... The kid was conceived when dad was 53. I will be 53 soon enough, and I sure as heck hope that I will be able to accomplish that task if called to it, but I doubt my bride would be capable.

I was thinking the same thing.

1hogfan83

That must of been scary.  A riding mower coming at you at a blistering 5 mph!  He's lucky he only lost the leg!  If that didn't say TN I would have sworn it smelled of Missouri.