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76-year-old Tries to Attack Son with Chainsaw, Son Runs Him Over with Lawn Mower
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Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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At 22 he should have his own place . The dad needs head work & maybe in the joint he will get some .
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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― Douglas Adams
If you burn your yard rather than mow it... you might be a redneck!
If your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos"... you might be a redneck!
If your dad ever attacked you with a chainsaw but you run him over with a lawnmower... You might be a redneck!!!
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
Dad 5-31-13
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
"Will they be fighting over the leg this Thanksgiving?"
I see what they did there...
George Carlin
"You believe there is one God, that is good, even the demons believe and shudder in fear" James 2:19