"Lol" of the day

coolgunguy

At the gas station this morning, standing in line to pay for my purchase... a guy pulls up to the building with a clapped out Chevy Avalanche and runs into the front of the building. Minor damage, pretty soft hit... comes inside and asks "Y'all got brake fluid?"

Cashier fires back "Y'all got insurance?"

Good times...

earlyagain

Here he would have backed up and took off.

coolgunguy

earlyagain said:

Here he would have backed up and took off.

They usually do that here as well, but I think he figured there was so little damage he might as well get what he came for. 

Spk

I'm surprised he didn't fake a neck injury then try and sue the store owner for placing the building too close to the parking stall... and maybe throw in the brake fluid for free!

tennmike

Maybe that store should invest in some 4" steel pipe posts filled with, and set in, concrete every three feet in front of the store parking spaces to stop such shenanigans.

1hogfan83

Here "undocumented" workers are pretty quick to try to settle it with cash.  

NN

They actually used Y'all up there

NN

I would have expected youz

tennmike

NN said:

They actually used Y'all up there

NN said:

I would have expected youz

Shhhhh! Pipe down! We're not done infiltrating former enemy territory yet!

coolgunguy

It was an ethnic "Ya'll", not a regional one.  

Some folks do say that up here though.  Ya'll can't have ALL the cool stuff.