Joke of the Day

pjames777

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?


 Pumpkin pi.

tennmike

I don't like pumpkin pi. Can we change that to apple pi, please?

zorba

Firing squad at dawn!

zorba

tennmike said:

I don't like pumpkin pi. Can we change that to apple pi, please?

How about frozen Pecan pi?

tennmike

I like my pecan pie warm, with whipped cream. I've had it cold and don't like it that way. When it's warm it gives off an aroma that enhances the taste!

zorba

Warm or cold, you can keep the darn whipped cream. I don't like it on anything - it doesn't do anything for me, and its just fat.

jaywapti

Key Lime Pi.

JAY

Big Chief

zorba said:

Warm or cold, you can keep the darn whipped cream. I don't like it on anything - it doesn't do anything for me, and its just fat.

Just got this off can of Reddi Wip and they even make a light version. Actually not a bad sub for other toppings full of sugars and stuff.

serving size 2 tbsp

Negative on the fat....1% total and 3% Saturated

calories 15

1% Cholesterol

0% sodium

1 g carb

total sugars less than 1g

zorba

That's better than I thought - but it still doesn't do anything for me.

mitdr774

Now I want to make a pecan pie and an apple pie.  

Gene L

After the honeymoon, John was welding some stuff in the garage for fun.

His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally said: "Honey, I've just been thinking; now that we are married, maybe you don't need to spend so much of your time out here in your shed and could consider selling some of your machinery and stuff, like your gun collection, fishing gear, boat, and lose all those stupid model airplanes. And sell all those old motorcycles, and dump that home brewing kit."

John got a horrified look on his face and silently stared at her. She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

He replied, "Nothing, but for a minute there, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife?" She screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"

John replied......... "I wasn't

tennmike

Regarding Gene's joke, I dumped two gals about 5 years apart that had the same idea about my guns and fishin' stuff. I told both of them that they could keep the ring, but we were through. Sort of shocked them! Shocked me, too! I didn't know I was dating and had proposed marriage to TWO INSANE women in a row!