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jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior MemberPosts: 10,158 Senior Member
edited January 2019 in Clubhouse #1

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson

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  • JermanatorJermanator Senior Member Posts: 16,128 Senior Member
    I normally advocate for no kill shelters, but I think they need to start putting them down.
    Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
    -Thomas Paine
  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,158 Senior Member
    Strict sterilization policy at least.......
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 8,251 Senior Member
    I normally advocate for no kill shelters, but I think they need to start putting them down.
    Shakespeare didn't say "some of the lawyers".
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,610 Senior Member
    Reminds me of the old joke:

    What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

    A pretty good start...
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 7,825 Senior Member
    Feed them to the starving snow leopards!!
  • CaliFFLCaliFFL Senior Member Posts: 5,486 Senior Member
    We're like PeTA, except with suits and deodorant...:D
    When our governing officials dismiss due process as mere semantics, when they exercise powers they don’t have and ignore duties they actually bear, and when we let them get away with it, we have ceased to be our own rulers.

    Adam J. McCleod


  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,158 Senior Member
    I wish all of the little old cat ladies who fund PETA and HSUS realized the goal of both groups wouldn't allow them to keep pets.....
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,654 Senior Member
    The old joke: 5 people fall into shark infested waters. One of them is a lawyer. The sharks promptly eat the other 4. The lawyer manages to get back into the boat, and asks the sharks why they didn't eat him. "Professional Courtesy".
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 8,251 Senior Member
    They quit doing lab experiments on rats and switched to lawyers for the following reasons:

    1.  The scientists get less attached to the lawyers.

    2.  They've found that there are some things that even rats won't do.
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
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