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Now this one cracked me up!
What does Schrodinger's Cat have to do with this? Lol!
woman from Sydney who was a tree hugging, vegetarian and anti-hunter
purchased a piece of native bush land in northern NSW. There was a
large gum tree on one of the highest points in her property. She wanted a
good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb
the big gum.
As she neared the top she encountered a koala that attacked her. In her
haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many
splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She
told him she was an environmentalist, vegetarian, and an anti-hunter and
how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story
with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room
and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, Native Vegetation, Parks and Wildlife
service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove
old-growth timber from a recreational area so close to a waste treatment facility... and I'm sorry, they turned you down. "
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