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coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior MemberPosts: 6,355 Senior Member
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From Discover on Google https://www.channel3000.com/news/shareable-stories/police-tn-man-dipped-testicles-in-salsa-as-payback-for-low-tip/1043256552


"Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
George Carlin

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  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 25,816 Senior Member
    #2
    We got some certifiably weird folk in East TN. :D :D :D
    Nashville has the lock on weird in TN, though. :D
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


  • 10canyon5310canyon53 Member Posts: 1,215 Senior Member
    #3
    Brace yourselves, Florida Man is not going to let Tennessee have the spotlight long.....
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,985 Senior Member
    #4
    Oh man...........nothing like gonads and salsa!
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 10,727 Senior Member
    #5
    The comments on the link aren't too bad.... :D
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • GilaGila Posts: 993 Senior Member
    #6
    I'm calling BS on that one.  Doing that would be a tad on the painful side, and for any nonbelievers, just try it for yourself...  :D
    No good deed goes unpunished...
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,355 Senior Member
    #7
    I've seen water that advertises "untouched by human hands"... for some, this might be a sales feature.

    It no longer is, for me. 
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 25,816 Senior Member
    #8
    coolgunguy said:
    I've seen water that advertises "untouched by human hands"... for some, this might be a sales feature.

    It no longer is, for me. 
    Water is the ultimate recyclable thing.........................EEEEWWWWwwwww! :#
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 1,958 Senior Member
    #9
    tennmike said:
    We got some certifiably weird folk in East TN. :D :D :D
    Nashville has the lock on weird in TN, though. :D
    That's good to know.

    I thought it was just a Peaple's Republic thing. Or Florida, or Colorado, or Oregon,................

    Tea Baggin' the salsa as payback, now that's "Low"!

    Beware of false knowledge -- it is often more dangerous than ignorance.
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 1,958 Senior Member
    #10
    I hope GrubHub doesn't try to One-up these guys, or they might be known in the future as ChubHub!
    :s
    Beware of false knowledge -- it is often more dangerous than ignorance.
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 25,816 Senior Member
    #11
    One of the many reasons I shy away from fast food.
    And a tip is commensurate on the level of service provided.

    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,118 Senior Member
    #12
    "that" site again...
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • HappySquidHappySquid Member Posts: 277 Member
    #13
    How does one dip the salsa for the lowball tip AFTER delivery ??
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 25,816 Senior Member
    #14
    HappySquid said:
    How does one dip the salsa for the lowball tip AFTER delivery ??
    Phone-in order, or computer/smart phone order. You can apply the tip on the order at time of ordering.
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 1,958 Senior Member
    #15
    Apparently, there's a scale of some sort.

    Generous
    Less than Generous
    Average
    Lousy

    And

    Teabag :#

    If the service is lousy then the tip should be also...

    The part I don't understand is, at what point did we go from -- the tip is provided after the service and now the tip comes first -- like a bribe not to mess with my food!
    :/
    Beware of false knowledge -- it is often more dangerous than ignorance.
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,355 Senior Member
    #16
    Good service earns a tip.  Messing with the food earns an ass kicking. 
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,985 Senior Member
    #17

    Man Arrested For Placing His Sack In The Salsa




    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 1,958 Senior Member
    #18
    Big Chief said:
    Oh man...........nothing like gonads and salsa!
    And curly fiberous keratin at no extra charge. Hmm.....
    :s
    Beware of false knowledge -- it is often more dangerous than ignorance.
  • GilaGila Posts: 993 Senior Member
    #19
    Huevos and salsa... 
    No good deed goes unpunished...
  • sgtrock21sgtrock21 Senior Member Posts: 1,569 Senior Member
    #20
    I've seen water that advertises "untouched by human hands"... for some, this might be a sales feature.

    It no longer is, for me. 

    I can't remember the brand but is that the one that advertises 'water made by nature not man'? I may be decades ignorant but my science classes taught that water could be converted by electrolysis to hydrogen and oxygen but water could not be produced from those gasses. I doubt if we can ever return to "truth in advertising" as there is to much $$$ involved. 
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 25,816 Senior Member
    #21
    sgtrock21 said:

    I can't remember the brand but is that the one that advertises 'water made by nature not man'? I may be decades ignorant but my science classes taught that water could be converted by electrolysis to hydrogen and oxygen but water could not be produced from those gasses. I doubt if we can ever return to "truth in advertising" as there is to much $$$ involved. 
    Actually, you CAN make water from H2 and O2 gas just by burning the two, and under the right conditions no flame is necessary, at not least in the normal understanding of flame.

    I'll try to explain how it happens in the Volume Control Tank (VCT) of a PWR reactor system. Some of the water in the reactor escapes by design past the reactor coolant pump seals, goes through a heat exchanger system, and ends up in the VCT. The VCT has a specific fluid level maintained in it, and the cover gas is H2. Now back to the water going past the reactor coolant pump seals. In the reactor, the neutrons are slowed by the water molecules, and sometimes the neutrons will split apart the H2 and O bond. That hydrogen and oxygen is entrained in the reactor coolant, and some of it ends up in the VCT. The hydrogen and oxygen recombine in the hydrogen rich atmosphere in the VCT because opposite ions attract. That H2 wants to snuggle up with an O atom pretty bad, and does.
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 19,118 Senior Member
    #22
    Mike - just outta complete curiosity, did you ever work on/with a BWR in addition to PWR?
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,355 Senior Member
    #23
    sgtrock21 said:
    I've seen water that advertises "untouched by human hands"... for some, this might be a sales feature.

    It no longer is, for me. 

    I can't remember the brand but is that the one that advertises 'water made by nature not man'? I may be decades ignorant but my science classes taught that water could be converted by electrolysis to hydrogen and oxygen but water could not be produced from those gasses. I doubt if we can ever return to "truth in advertising" as there is to much $$$ involved. 
    I forget which brand it is, I'll take a look today... that is ringing a bell though. 
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 1,958 Senior Member
    #24
    Is it the Fiji water?


    Beware of false knowledge -- it is often more dangerous than ignorance.
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,355 Senior Member
    #25
    I think so, but it was one of those days yesterday... and frankly, I forgot to look.  Pretty sure that's it though. 
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
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