There's a new category at the Oscars- - - - -

TeachTeach Senior MemberPosts: 18,429 Senior Member

"Best Performance By A Lying Scumbag"

It looks like Michael Cohen is going to be a shoo-in for the prize, based on his reading of the script provided by Adam Schiff.  I wonder if Cohen can manage to get himself out of jail soon enough to enter the race for President?  He's certainly got the qualifications to be a front-runner for the Dems!

Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
ASK-HOLE Someone who asks for advice and always does something opposite

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  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 26,106 Senior Member
    Schiff and staff prepared Cohen for 10 hours for his 7 hours of testimony before the Congressional committee. Can you say 'witness tampering'?

    The Democrats throwing their hats in the ring are going to look like a Cecil B. DeMille movie, as in 'a cast of thousands'. And all of them trying to out Socialist each other. Ol' Bernie Sanders ain't got a chance. Which reminds me of a statement from tall tale circles, "The first liar ain't got a chance". More and more, the Democrat Party is looking like those 'enemies foreign and domestic'. If a meteor ever hits the U.S. I really hope it zeroes in on the Capitol Building while Congress is in session, and is one of them sneaky ones that gives no warning until it hits. A 500 foot diameter one would be about right. Come on Universe! Do us a solid! :)
    If the U.S. Congress was put in charge of the Sahara Desert, there would be a shortage of sand in under six months.



  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,429 Senior Member
    If we hang a bunch of congress-critters really close together, would the tinkle like wind chimes?  Probably not. unless turds make noise when they bump together! 
    Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
    ASK-HOLE Someone who asks for advice and always does something opposite
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 26,106 Senior Member
    Liberals/Socialists/Democrat Socialists/RINOs have no spines. If you hanged them it would just pop their heads off, and all that filth running out of them would pollute the Potomac and Anacostia rivers. For me, polluting those rivers with that level of filth is just not something I'd want to be responsible for.
    If the U.S. Congress was put in charge of the Sahara Desert, there would be a shortage of sand in under six months.



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