The Hunters' Polka

JonathanBaileyJonathanBailey Posts: 48 Member
edited April 13 in Clubhouse #1
In Heaven there is no deer
That's why we kill them here
And when we're gone from here
All our sons will be shootin' all them deer

La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

In Heaven there are no bucks
Ducks, doves nor pickup trucks
And when our number's up
All our sons will be huntin' with their pup

La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

In Heaven there are no does
That's why we hunt with bows
And when we shall repose
All our sons will be twangin' all them bows

La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

In Heaven there are no guns
That's why we shoot for fun
And when we're dead and done
All our sons will be havin' all the fun


La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
America is not America without liberty and the necessary gun rights to defend it. 

Answers

  • earlyagainearlyagain Posts: 3,457 Senior Member
    In heaven there is no accordion???🎵
  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 6,993 Senior Member
    Or, if you prefer, The Buffalo Springfield (Guess what kind of morning I was having when I came up with this?)

    The Song of the Skunked

    There’s nothin’ happenin’ here.

    Why that is ain’t exactly clear.

    I’m just a man with his gun sittin’ here.

    Wonderin’ “where in the hell are the deer”.

     

    Maybe it’s time we stop – Hey! Clear that round.

    Let’s go find a burger in town.

     

    What a great day for the hunt.

    I’d hang my tag on any buck – even a runt.

    But I can’t seem to pull off this stunt.

    Should I just fall back and punt?

     

    I think it’s time we stop – Hey! Clear that round.

    Let’s go find a burger in town.

     

    My eyelids are starting to droop.

    Maybe I should get up and snoop.

    The herd came through here in a troop,

    And left me  nothin’. . . to find. . .but tracks and poop.

     

    It’s about time we stop – Hey! Clear that round.

    Let’s go find a burger in town.


    The deer just sit back and scoff.

    While we go out and freeze our nuts off.

    I think that I’m comin’ down with a cough

    Just shuddup barkeep, and top this bourbon off!

     

    It’s past time we stop – Hey! Clear that round

    Let’s go find a burger in town.

     


    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
  • JonathanBaileyJonathanBailey Posts: 48 Member
    edited April 13 #4
    Bigslug said:
    Or, if you prefer, The Buffalo Springfield (Guess what kind of morning I was having when I came up with this?)

    The Song of the Skunked

    There’s nothin’ happenin’ here.

    Why that is ain’t exactly clear.

    I’m just a man with his gun sittin’ here.

    Wonderin’ “where in the hell are the deer”.

     

    Maybe it’s time we stop – Hey! Clear that round.

    Let’s go find a burger in town.

     

    What a great day for the hunt.

    I’d hang my tag on any buck – even a runt.

    But I can’t seem to pull off this stunt.

    Should I just fall back and punt?

     

    I think it’s time we stop – Hey! Clear that round.

    Let’s go find a burger in town.

     

    My eyelids are starting to droop.

    Maybe I should get up and snoop.

    The herd came through here in a troop,

    And left me  nothin’. . . to find. . .but tracks and poop.

     

    It’s about time we stop – Hey! Clear that round.

    Let’s go find a burger in town.


    The deer just sit back and scoff.

    While we go out and freeze our nuts off.

    I think that I’m comin’ down with a cough

    Just shuddup barkeep, and top this bourbon off!

     

    It’s past time we stop – Hey! Clear that round

    Let’s go find a burger in town.

     


    For what it's worth...I can't say you were having a "one-deer-full" day! Not a field day for the bleat. No bucks in rut, no does in heat. Nary a fawn from sunrise 'til dawn: not even where the Buffalo call home from Springfield to Rhome. No deer on the range for the antelope to play games. Just many negative words and seldom a herd. 
    America is not America without liberty and the necessary gun rights to defend it. 
  • JonathanBaileyJonathanBailey Posts: 48 Member
    edited April 13 #5
    Bigslug said:
    Or, if you prefer, The Buffalo Springfield (Guess what kind of morning I was having when I came up with this?)

    The Song of the Skunked

    There’s nothin’ happenin’ here.

    Why that is ain’t exactly clear.

    I’m just a man with his gun sittin’ here.

    Wonderin’ “where in the hell are the deer”.

     

    Maybe it’s time we stop – Hey! Clear that round.

    Let’s go find a burger in town.

     

    What a great day for the hunt.

    I’d hang my tag on any buck – even a runt.

    But I can’t seem to pull off this stunt.

    Should I just fall back and punt?

     

    I think it’s time we stop – Hey! Clear that round.

    Let’s go find a burger in town.

     

    My eyelids are starting to droop.

    Maybe I should get up and snoop.

    The herd came through here in a troop,

    And left me  nothin’. . . to find. . .but tracks and poop.

     

    It’s about time we stop – Hey! Clear that round.

    Let’s go find a burger in town.


    The deer just sit back and scoff.

    While we go out and freeze our nuts off.

    I think that I’m comin’ down with a cough

    Just shuddup barkeep, and top this bourbon off!

     

    It’s past time we stop – Hey! Clear that round

    Let’s go find a burger in town.

     


    For what it's worth...I can't say you were having a "one-deer-full" day! Not a field day for the bleat. No bucks in rut, no does in heat. Nary a fawn, to sundown from dawn: not even where the Buffalo call home from Springfield to Rhome. No deer on the range for the antelope to play games. Just many negative words and seldom a herd. 

    America is not America without liberty and the necessary gun rights to defend it. 
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