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JerryBobCo
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Oh no! There's a federal arrest warrant out for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It appears that I'm in deep trouble with the social security administration. I know this because I just got a pre-recorded call advising me of such. For details, and to talk to the officer in charge, all I had to do was press 1 on my phone key pad.
What to do? What to do?
Jerry
Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
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That settles it. It must have been your arresting me.
Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
#colormebad
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
Social Security called me yesterday and the IRS today.
Apparently I've been a BAAAAAD man
I pressed 1 to speak to someone about my student loans the other day (which I don't have) and read the woman on the other end the riot act. She said, "But sir, you can request to be removed from our calling list." I pointed out that since I am on the FEDERAL do not call list, I already HAD.
I also asked the company name and what state they were located in so I could turn it over to the FCC and my personal lawyer.
Surprisingly, they haven't called me back, after having called me for 5 or 6 days in a row.
If Kathy needs anything during your incarceration, we have a free cat.
Mike
N454casull
All I ever get is "Lisa, from card member services" and offers to extend my vehicle's warranty...
George Carlin
JAY
"If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
I get the google ads one almost every week.
Adam J. McCleod
I like the air horn idea. I think I will go pick one of those up.
-Mikhail Kalashnikov
― Douglas Adams
Mike
N454casull
Mike, old buddy, that will surely make two women very mad at you.
Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
I hadn't thought about that.........
Thanks.
Would Christmas cards suffice?
Mike
N454casull
https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/22/politics/agreement-to-stop-illegal-robocalls/index.html
"If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
So I can see a legitimate reason, corrupted by the illegal robocallers
I am VERY OK with this.
-Mikhail Kalashnikov