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BAMAAKBAMAAK Senior MemberPosts: 4,484 Senior Member

"He only earns his freedom and his life Who takes them every day by storm."

-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German writer and politician
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,654 Senior Member

    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 3,962 Senior Member
    I think I've seen this episode of Buck Rodgers.
    😁
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,654 Senior Member
    BAMAAK said:

    To each his own, but I wouldn't wear a dress (or skirt) that short.
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 7,030 Senior Member
    edited August 2019 #5
    Thank you for that ,Zorb. In fact, from the pics you've posted, I'm thinking your hemline could be lowered a foot or three...... And raised at least that much.

    Mike
    "Walking away seems to be a lost art form."
    N454casull
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,654 Senior Member
    Ya lost me! Which isn't necessarily a hard thing to do! All of my hemlines are at least knee length...
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 7,030 Senior Member
    If you go 2-3 feet higher from the hemline at the belly......it'd be like a buhrka.....yeah.......one of them things..... :D

    Mike
    "Walking away seems to be a lost art form."
    N454casull
  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 7,030 Senior Member
    I should have specified which hemline. Goddess knows the lower one needs no raising....

    Mike
    "Walking away seems to be a lost art form."
    N454casull
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,654 Senior Member
    Got it! I knew you were trying to be humorous, but sometimes I don't catch on too quick...
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 7,030 Senior Member
    Put in more proper terminology......( consulted my wife, who worked her way through collage designing and sewing costumes for the dance and theater departments)...

    "You're hemline could stand a smidge lowering, and your waistband a few feet of raising".

    Mike
    "Walking away seems to be a lost art form."
    N454casull
  • joyjoy22joyjoy22 Posts: 44 Member
    And he pulls off that dress.  :#
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 3,962 Senior Member
    Just remember this rule when you sit down.
    "Close your knees if you please and keep the thighs a surprise."

    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 7,934 Senior Member
    Please tell me I'm not the only one who finds these pictures disturbing!
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,654 Senior Member
    Spk said:
    Just remember this rule when you sit down.
    "Close your knees if you please and keep the thighs a surprise."

    I never heard that rhyme before, but its certainly true in something that short. Don't bend over either.
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,654 Senior Member
    Please tell me I'm not the only one who finds these pictures disturbing!
    We're going to rule the world! Although I don't like the bow tie and tight collar, this is otherwise magnificent:

    This outfit has GOT to be hotter than Hell to wear, but it sure looks nice! I'm wondering if he's wearing a corset with it, and what kind of petticoat and/or hoop skirt is needed to put that much flare on the skirt.
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,654 Senior Member

    Not my cuppa, but kudos to the guy anyway. I'd suggest thinking about shaving that leg if you're gonna wear slits "up to here", and the mesh top doesn't do it for me.
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • BAMAAKBAMAAK Senior Member Posts: 4,484 Senior Member
    I'm sorry guys for starting this
    "He only earns his freedom and his life Who takes them every day by storm."

    -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German writer and politician
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,654 Senior Member
    Why? I think its an interesting subject! Out of the ordinary for sure, but edumacational! Just goes to show that the world won't stop turning nor will "it" (a certain part of masculine anatomy) drop off if a guy wears something like this.
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 3,962 Senior Member
    edited August 2019 #19
    I don't know what this look is:


    Business Casual? Half and half?


    Check for a tramp stamp on this one. 😁

    This thread made a sharp turn didn't it.  I bIame BAMAAK!

    :D
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,654 Senior Member
    edited August 2019 #20
    That top one is just atrocious - the skirt portion might be "OK", but how do you tell? The middle one might be OK if he lost the necktie and long sleeves (I've seen that picture somewhere before.).
    The bottom one is "ok", although I'd have to think about whether or not I'd wear it, mainly because of my preference for longer and/or A-line skirts/dress bottoms. Unless it has a cutout in the back, there's no way to tell if he has a "Tramp Stamp" or not! It *is* nice to see someone making dresses that are cut for the male form, too short for me or not, it fits correctly and has a reasonable neckline.
    The bottom guy would look better with a nice earring and necklace set. The boots are a bit "different".
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • BufordBuford Senior Member Posts: 6,713 Senior Member
    Please tell me I'm not the only one who finds these pictures disturbing!
    You are being too polite.
    Just look at the flowers Lizzie, just look at the flowers.
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 24,712 Senior Member
    edited August 2019 #22
    I made a mistake clicking on this thread-------I have gone BLIND-----Clean  typed this response.
    Shut up-----KAREN; OK Cynthia
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,654 Senior Member
    That isn't what causes blindness, Ned. Just sayin' >:)
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 7,030 Senior Member
    There are times I wish I could act as "moderator" simply because I want to, but can't.

    This is one of those times.

    I'm gonna go kick the tactical throw-cat instead.

    Mike
    "Walking away seems to be a lost art form."
    N454casull
  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 11,148 Senior Member

    To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
    -Mikhail Kalashnikov
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 3,962 Senior Member
    Careful, that oversized cat you have could kick back!
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 7,030 Senior Member
    Spk said:
    Careful, that oversized cat you have could kick back!
    If so, I hope it lands a good one and claws my minds-eye out.

    Mike
    "Walking away seems to be a lost art form."
    N454casull
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,654 Senior Member
    You guys crack me up!
    Would it help if I posted a couple of pix of *ME*?!?!? >:)
    Just to make sure all y'alls are in your "safe space"!! ;)
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 7,030 Senior Member
    If you do, I won't need the insane tactical throw-cat. I'll do it myself.

    Mike
    "Walking away seems to be a lost art form."
    N454casull
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,654 Senior Member
    edited August 2019 #30
    Now, now. You don't wanna get too close - its catching! :D
    Besides, someone did mention "Tramp Stamp"...
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • RugerFanRugerFan Senior Member Posts: 2,292 Senior Member
    Now Zorba, just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.
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