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New year's resolutions, anyone?

JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior MemberPosts: 7,927 Senior Member
I don't bother.  How about you?

If you do, and care to share, please do.
Jerry

Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.

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  • knitepoetknitepoet Senior Member Posts: 21,070 Senior Member
    nope, none here
    Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, Rule #37: There is no “overkill”. There is only “open fire” and “I need to reload”.


  • RaftermanRafterman New Member Posts: 229 Member
    Buy more guns next year. Does that count? I have never done the resolution thing.
  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,156 Senior Member
    I need to........ but no.
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • GilaGila Posts: 1,828 Senior Member
    Happy New Year - Imgflip
    No good deed goes unpunished...
  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 7,026 Senior Member
    Mine is the same I've made every year for four decades.

    "I'm going to be a better person this year."

    I not gained much traction over the years.

    Mike
    "Walking away seems to be a lost art form."
    N454casull
  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 16,914 Senior Member
    Nope...not really..just going to keep doing what I'm doing...
    Being as kind as I can be and not being a dick...
    Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 24,706 Senior Member
    I resolve not to drink this year except during Lent; then give up drinking for Lent.
    Shut up-----KAREN; OK Cynthia
  • AccipiterAccipiter New Member Posts: 885 Senior Member
    Try to be less of an asshole.  I will still be one, but Kinda a relativistic goal.
    Apparently free thought is punished, and conformity is required, while peckerless cowards run the show.

    ECHO...ECHO....echo...

    Ah......One savors the hypocrisy!

    Karma.........It’s a bitch.
  • BamaakIIBamaakII Posts: 273 Member
    Why bother lying to myself?
  • GunNutGunNut Posts: 5,760 Senior Member
    Getting my own company up and running so the only asshole I need to be accountable to is me, and I can finally behave like to despot I was born to be.
    Old West Saying: God created men, but Col. Sam Colt made them equal.

    General George Patton:  “Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.”

  • kansashunterkansashunter Senior Member Posts: 1,812 Senior Member
    I don't really do resolutions but this winter I have made a few decisions that I will get done next year. I moved my pistol range from my backyard to a place farther away. It is still close but it requires loading up everything you need and driving up there. The end result is I shoot less. So I will have to do a little chainsaw and tractor work but it's coming back here. I also am going to invest in metals.
  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 7,026 Senior Member
    Okay.....here's one I think I can keep. 

    I won't chase the cat with a boom if she's running downstairs.

    Yeah..........pretty sure I'll keep that one.

    Mike
    "Walking away seems to be a lost art form."
    N454casull
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,640 Senior Member
    A "boom" or a "broom"?
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 7,026 Senior Member
    edited January 1 #15
    Broom.

    Sorry, I usually spell better than that, but I just fell down the stairs brooming the cat.

    Can female cats correctly be called bitches?

    Mike
    "Walking away seems to be a lost art form."
    N454casull
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,640 Senior Member
    I wasn't sure if  you didn't actually mean "Boom", as in you took a potshot at the cat in question!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 7,026 Senior Member
    edited January 1 #17
    No...I haven't boomed a cat in almost a decade.  But, I broomed one a few minutes ago and it hurt like hell.

    The cat is unscathed, licking it's paws in front of the downstairs fireplace, and looking at me like...."You want more? We have three floors to play on, you know".

    Mike



    "Walking away seems to be a lost art form."
    N454casull
  • wddodgewddodge Senior Member Posts: 1,092 Senior Member
    I'm just gonna try not to do anything stupid......

    Denny
    Participating in a gun buy back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.... Clint Eastwood
  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 16,914 Senior Member

    Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"
  • rberglofrberglof Senior Member Posts: 2,656 Senior Member
    No resolutions for me.
  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 8,249 Senior Member
    Just another day.
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 12,621 Senior Member
    Shoot more, reload more, train to draw and shoot from a seated position, get ALL my languishing gun projects DONE. 
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 7,927 Senior Member
    Broom.

    Sorry, I usually spell better than that, but I just fell down the stairs brooming the cat.

    Can female cats correctly be called bitches?

    Mike
    I think they're called a name that starts with the letter "P".  I'd try to enter it here, but I suspect the auto-censors would not allow it.
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 12,621 Senior Member
    Per my wife and Siri, a female cat is a "queen' and a male cat is a "Tom"
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • GunNutGunNut Posts: 5,760 Senior Member
    wddodge said:
    I'm just gonna try not to do anything stupid......

    Denny
    According to my wife no man can accomplish that.  Something to do with our DNA?  I don’t know, I stopped paying attention to what she was saying.  I was busy trying to figure out if gasoline on a rag will take stains off my garage floor...
    Old West Saying: God created men, but Col. Sam Colt made them equal.

    General George Patton:  “Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.”

  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 7,026 Senior Member
    Probably not, but I bet it would work on kitchen counters.

    Mike
    "Walking away seems to be a lost art form."
    N454casull
  • GunNutGunNut Posts: 5,760 Senior Member
    Probably not, but I bet it would work on kitchen counters.

    Mike
    Hummmmmmm... 🧐
    Old West Saying: God created men, but Col. Sam Colt made them equal.

    General George Patton:  “Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.”

  • Make_My_DayMake_My_Day Senior Member Posts: 7,669 Senior Member
    It's more of a wish-list, but no.
    JOE MCCARTHY WAS RIGHT:
    THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE NEW COMMUNISTS!
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