Political Parody

DrawbarFlats

Breaking News:

New York Representative, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, introduced legislation that would ban white paper and black ink claiming that white paper is racist, and that black ink - written on white paper, has racist overtones. The new legislation, if made into law, would ban the manufacture and sale of white paper and those in the possession of white paper would be guilty of a hate crime punishable by 10 years in prison. Liberals have applauded the move and have further suggested that warning labels should be placed on pens warning people about the dangers of racism and criminal prosecution if pens are filled with black and brown black ink. 3M and Hallmark have protested the move. TYT, a Marxist Communist YouTube channel, has also stated that they will be reformatting their channel to a black screen with white lettering reminiscent of early film negatives.

Make_My_Day

Just when you thought that moronic bitch couldn't be any dumber. She's like a Florida sink-hole....you can't see the bottom of it.

JerryBobCo

Make_My_Day said:

Just when you thought that moronic bitch couldn't be any dumber. She's like a Florida sink-hole....you can't see the bottom of it.

You do realize that was parody, don't you?

earlyagain

So piano keys are still okay?

JerryBobCo

earlyagain said:

So piano keys are still okay?

And what about zebras????

DrawbarFlats

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zorba

earlyagain said:

So piano keys are still okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LajppsE2_LY

sgtrock21

earlyagain said:

So piano keys are still okay?

'Ebony and Ivory' is a anti racial song by Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney. It uses the piano keys as an example of potential racial harmony.

sgtrock21

JerryBobCo said:

And what about zebras????

They could be considered half breeds which are typically despised by both races involved.

JerryBobCo

sgtrock21 said:

JerryBobCo said:

And what about zebras????

They could be considered half breeds which are typically despised by both races involved.

But tasty, if you're a lion.

Make_My_Day

JerryBobCo said:

Make_My_Day said:

Just when you thought that moronic bitch couldn't be any dumber. She's like a Florida sink-hole....you can't see the bottom of it.

You do realize that was parody, don't you?

It might be parody, but my statement is accurate, IMO.

JerryBobCo

Make_My_Day said:

JerryBobCo said:

Make_My_Day said:

Just when you thought that moronic bitch couldn't be any dumber. She's like a Florida sink-hole....you can't see the bottom of it.

You do realize that was parody, don't you?

It might be parody, but my statement is accurate, IMO.

True dat!  

Some_Mook

If AOC ever found out how paper is made, she'd want to ban it all together.