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Yoga Pants and today's attire rant.

Is it just me or does It seem that every gal today, both young and old, are clones of each other with their yoga pants? Around the house I fully get it - gotta be comfortable, right? However, in public, have some class for pete sakes! How I miss seeing a classy gal wearing a nice dress, beautiful done up hair and the works. And the guys - what in god's name is with wearing pants that are pulled down clear to your ankles or pants so tight that you can identify the date on a dime, a nickel and two pennies by the outline in the pocket?
It's funny when I think about my pop. He'd be besides himself with these new fashion trends of today. He was a guy who wouldn't be caught dead wearing shorts let alone "flip-flops" in public. "Shorts are for hiking and camping, and flip-flops, or "shower shoes" as they were called, was so you didn't catch athletes foot from the shower floor!" And he always wore a hat. I still laugh at the thought that anytime there was a knock at the door and he wasn't in his Sunday best, he'd rush into his room and put on his slacks and shirt just to open the door and greet someone.
When I look at old pics from the early 1900's up until around, say, the 50's, people knew how to dress back then. Looking nice wasn't about trying to impress but rather it was about being respectful.
It's funny when I think about my pop. He'd be besides himself with these new fashion trends of today. He was a guy who wouldn't be caught dead wearing shorts let alone "flip-flops" in public. "Shorts are for hiking and camping, and flip-flops, or "shower shoes" as they were called, was so you didn't catch athletes foot from the shower floor!" And he always wore a hat. I still laugh at the thought that anytime there was a knock at the door and he wasn't in his Sunday best, he'd rush into his room and put on his slacks and shirt just to open the door and greet someone.
When I look at old pics from the early 1900's up until around, say, the 50's, people knew how to dress back then. Looking nice wasn't about trying to impress but rather it was about being respectful.
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Few years back my stepson qualfied for the State swim meet. It was held on THE Ohio State University campus......
O M F G !
:curmudgeon: emoji here.
"Slow is smooth, smooth is fast, and speed is the economy of motion" - Scott Jedlinski
With any luck, we'll see an end to suits, ties, shirts buttoned all the way up, useless dress shoes, pantyhose, ANYTHING you can't run through a washing machine, jewelry, makeup, hair "product", watches prettier than Casio G-Shocks, etc...
Take a bath. Shave a couple times a week (or not). Put on slacks and a polo shirt and call it good. If it's past late spring, rock the shorts. That's my dress code for the President or for the Oscars.
If I have to be physically uncomfortable all day for you to get the impression I respect you, get used to feeling disrespected.
"Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
Or not.
I don't really care.
Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
As for me, I like my blue jeans and boots, and I even have dress blue jeans for those special occasions. It drives my wife crazy sometimes. I also always wear a hat in public, and it's not always a ball cap.
Now I'll just kick back and wait for our resident fashionista to chime in; Zorba...
Like..... there's starving beagles in this world.
Mike
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Like Zorba might say, if you've got it, flaunt it. And I'll be sure to do my part in expressing my appreciation.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
Maybe it’s my outdated preconceptions but when some millennial with the next best tech idea does a presentation for me in shorts and flip flops I have a very hard time taking it serious enough to write Big checks... my boss has thrown out a few from meetings.
From the other side, if someone cant be bothered to dress the part, how do you know they will bother to do any of the other things they say?
Back to Yoga pants.
Yoga pants are like Reeses peanut butter cups. Chocolate from Europe, and Peanut butter from Georgia no reason to be put together but they are wonderful. Yoga pants and hooker boots.. same thing. Definitive proof that God is a man.
There should be cull gates though. If you can fit through this, you can shop in this dept. Probably need a series of 3 reductions to get to yoga pants though. Yoga pants are a privilege, not a right.
From the other side, I think "This person needs to wear a comparative fortune to hide their shortcomings. I wonder what those are. They're going to have to work hard to bring my B.S. detector down from 11."
ZZ Top was only half right. Once you accept that "Every girl's crazy", the "about a sharp-dressed man" part loses its relevance.
Boiled down to its most primitive, it's fancy plumage and mating or intimidation displays - in short, camouflage to hide your defects long enough to score some advantage. Easier than being competent, and from the other side, easier than looking for competence.
I hate humans. . .
"Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee