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Saw a midget today

Gene LGene L Senior MemberPosts: 11,728 Senior Member
lowering himself down a prison wall.  I said, "Lots of luck, short guy, it would be easier if you were normal size."  The I though, "That's a little condescending."
Concealed carry is for protection, open carry is for attention.

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  • GunNutGunNut Posts: 5,760 Senior Member
    🤣😘🤣🤣🤣
    Old West Saying: God created men, but Col. Sam Colt made them equal.

    General George Patton:  “Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.”

  • PFDPFD Senior Member Posts: 1,329 Senior Member
    😂
    That's all I got.

    Paul
  • pjames777pjames777 Senior Member Posts: 1,419 Senior Member
    Came up a little short on that one!   :D
  • Some_MookSome_Mook Posts: 327 Member
    edited August 29 #5
    Driving in heavy traffic and tapped the car in front of me when all of a sudden it came to a screeching stop.  I got out to check and the vertically challenged driver of the car I hit jumps down out of his car and stomps back toward me and announces that he was not happy.

    So I said to him "OK, so which one are you?"


     and then the fight started
    "If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine
    "I know my place in the world and it ain’t standing next to Jerry Miculek" - Zee
  • PFDPFD Senior Member Posts: 1,329 Senior Member
    I saw an object coming towards me and I could not figure out what it was and then suddenly it hit me.
    That's all I got.

    Paul
  • PFDPFD Senior Member Posts: 1,329 Senior Member
    Some_Mook said:
    Driving in heavy traffic and tapped the car in front of me when all of a sudden it came to a screeching stop.  I got out to check and the vertically challenged driver of the car I hit jumps down out of his car and stomps back toward me and announces that he was not happy.

    So I said to him "OK, so which one are you?"


     and then the fight started
    Are you saying that he was a little grumpy?
    That's all I got.

    Paul
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,640 Senior Member
    Beats sneezy!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • TwinkleTwinkle Posts: 174 Member
    GROOOOOOAN!!!!!!!
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 7,927 Senior Member
    Twinkle said:
    GROOOOOOAN!!!!!!!
    Yeah that.
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • FreezerFreezer Senior Member Posts: 1,755 Senior Member
    Those jokes make me sick!

    I need Doc
    I like Elmer Keith; I married his daughter :wink:
  • Lonewolf-PeruLonewolf-Peru Member Posts: 449 Member
    Some_Mook said:
    Driving in heavy traffic and tapped the car in front of me when all of a sudden it came to a screeching stop.  I got out to check and the vertically challenged driver of the car I hit jumps down out of his car and stomps back toward me and announces that he was not happy.

    So I said to him "OK, so which one are you?"


     and then the fight started
    Obviously he was Grumpy
  • bhl2506bhl2506 Senior Member Posts: 1,941 Senior Member
    Midgets are always walking up to you and sticking their nose in your business.😀
    Refusing to conform to the left wing mantra of political correctness by insisting on telling the truth does not make you a loud mouth.
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 7,927 Senior Member
    I knew of a midget who married a normal sized woman.  When they were toe to toe, his nose was in it.  When they were nose to nose, his toes were in it.

    Or so I was told.
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • Make_My_DayMake_My_Day Senior Member Posts: 7,669 Senior Member
    That was pretty Dopey!!
    JOE MCCARTHY WAS RIGHT:
    THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE NEW COMMUNISTS!
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