I'm a lucky man an need to brag

Freezer · February 2021

But all is not good! Forty one years ago today my wife moved in with me. We were both in the Navy (another story). We were getting to know each other better and talking about our families. I knew her last name was Keith. I asked what her father's first name was and she answered "Elmer". I almost crapped my pants, I thought I died and went to gun nut heaven! Over the next few days I tried to formulate the right question. With all the tact I could muster one night I asked, " How many guns does your dad have?" Quizzically she asked "Why do you ask? He hates guns."

Just my luck, wrong Elmer Keith! They look like twins! He had his father's Wells Fargo 32 cal Baby Dragoon! His father was a doctor and probably took it as payment for medical treatment. A good, decent and moral family Just not the right Elmer Keith! Just my luck. I still love her.

I like Elmer Kith, I married his daughter