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JerryBobCo
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Songs from times past that would be banned today
JerryBobCo
Posts: 8,227 Senior Member
Ahab the Arab by Ray Stevens is one that comes to mind. Someone would probably get apoplectic over Gitarzan, too, although I don't know why.
Any others?
Any others?
Jerry
Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
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Larry Verne: Mr. Custer
Hey, Mr. Custer, please don't make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin' fight
Somebody yelled "attack!"
And there I stood with a arrow in my back.
Look at them bushes out there
They're moving and there's a **** behind every one
Hey, Mr. Custer-you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon?
Hey charlie, duck yer head!
Hm, you're a little bit late on that one, charlie
Ooh, I bet that smarts!
Listen, Mr. Custer, please don't make me go
There's a redskin a-waitin' out there, just fixin' to take my hair
A coward I've been called 'cause I don't want to wind up dead or bald
I wonder what the **** word for friend is
Let's see friend kemo sabe, that's it
Kemo sabe!
Hey out there, kemo sabe!
Nope, that itn't it
Look at them out there
They're runnin' around like a bunch of wild Indians
Heh, heh, heh
Nah, this ain't no time for jokin'
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb
Bomb Iran
Let's take a stand
Bomb Iran
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
Went to a mosque, gonna throw some rocks
Tell the Ayatollah, "Gonna put you in a box!"
Bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb
Bomb Iran...
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
Paul
Teeny weeny
Yellow
Pokadot
Bikini......
She's got the grown-up blues
Tight dresses and lipstick
She's sportin' high heel shoes
Oh, but tomorrow morning
She'll have to change her trend
And be sweet sixteen
And back in class again
Look a-here, sweet mama, let's burn off both our shoes
Well, my heart's a-beatin' rhythm and my soul is singin' the blues...
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip and a kicking from the hip
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
Or who you gonna love by your lover?
Sayin' love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a Venus
Lord, imagine my surprise...
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
Of me and you
You wrote "I love you"
I wrote "Me too"
I sit there staring, and there's nothing else to do...
I'd like a million of you, all 'round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
[Chorus]
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so...
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
She's a distant cousin, but she's not too distant with me
[Chorus 1]
We'll kiss all night
I'll squeeze her tight
But we're kissin' cousins, and that's what makes it all right
All right, all right, all right
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
Paul
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
Not a prefered genre for me, but I think quite a bit of rap music makes the old border line, brazen stuff pretty tame.
Mike
N454casull
Your dead end dreams don't make you smile
I'll give ya something to live for
Have ya, grab ya til you're sore...
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
The difference in the clothes she wears
Down to me, the change has come
She's under my thumb
Ain't it the truth, babe?
[Verse 2]
Under my thumb the squirming dog who's just had her day
Under my thumb a girl who has just changed her ways
[Chorus]
It's down to me, yes it is
The way she does just what she's told
Down to me, the change has come
She's under my thumb...
[Verse 3]
...Under my thumb a Siamese cat of a girl
Under my thumb she's the sweetest, hmmm, pet in the world.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
They're not frightened by my revelations
Uh oh (uh oh), take a second (take a second)
Uh oh (uh oh), it's a mistake (it's a mistake)
Uh oh (uh oh), I'm in trouble (I'm in trouble)
Uh oh (uh oh), the little girl was just too little
Too little, too little, too little, too little...
Btw, you can add George Michaels and R. Kelly to that list. I won't even bother explaining why
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl
[Verse 1]
With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you're old enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth
Beneath your perfume and make-up
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know that it's wrong to be
Alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes
So hurry home to your mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here before I have the time
To change my mind
Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
"Eying little girls with bad intent"
Stones , Some Girls.
Reuters, Dec 2020.