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JerryBobCo
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"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
Ammo shortage!

Ammo is getting scarce!
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice,
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought for a few seconds and then asked,

Jerry
Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
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