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CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior MemberCentral MNPosts: 14,659 Senior Member
Watched "Velocipastor" on Amazon Prime, dinosaurs, hookers, ninjas, Viet-Nam flash backs, exorcisms, pimpin, gratuitous violence, and Catholicism, 70 minutes of 4 1/2 stars of fun.
I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11

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  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Central MNPosts: 14,659 Senior Member
    Oh, and, one IPA in the tank and two during the movie, mimimum, harder liquor if you are so inclined. 
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Posts: 4,611 Senior Member
    Interesting…. Not sure if that catalogs as date-night movie 🤣

    It’s a °IIIII° thing 😎

  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Central MNPosts: 14,659 Senior Member
    Interesting…. Not sure if that catalogs as date-night movie 🤣
    Yeah, my wife did not make it past 5 minutes :D

    Think "Toxic Avenger" when watching this movie.
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Panama City, Fl.Posts: 8,687 Senior Member
    WOW! It had a budget of $35,000!! Added to the list!!  B)
  • Jeff in TXJeff in TX Senior Member J&D Ranch - North Central TXPosts: 2,548 Senior Member
    Big Al1 said:
    WOW! It had a budget of $35,000!! Added to the list!!  B)
    Now that's funny!

    Distance is not an issue, but the wind can make it interesting!

    John 3: 1-21
  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 12,310 Senior Member
    just watched the trailer.  That looks awful.

    I’m in!
    To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
    -Mikhail Kalashnikov
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 28,061 Senior Member
    Negative. 
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Central MNPosts: 14,659 Senior Member
    edited August 2021 #9
    Zee said:
    Negative. 
    There is Ninja hand to hand combat with a dinosaur, you might learn something.

    Besides, you have wasted 70 minutes doing dumber stuff, male bonding with your male troll :D
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Central MNPosts: 14,659 Senior Member
    Big Al1 said:
    WOW! It had a budget of $35,000!! Added to the list!!  B)
    Big Al1 said:
    WOW! It had a budget of $35,000!! Added to the list!!  B)
    Now that's funny!

    just watched the trailer.  That looks awful.

    I’m in!
    You need to pay attention, there are some LOL moments
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Central MNPosts: 14,659 Senior Member

    Big Al1 said:
    WOW! It had a budget of $35,000!! Added to the list!!  B)
    They must have blown the $35K on the trip to "China" :D
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 12,310 Senior Member
    I wonder if I can get a print of the movie poster and send that to my brother?  He’s a pastor, and I think he needs that in his office.
    To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
    -Mikhail Kalashnikov
  • NNNN Senior Member NCPosts: 25,221 Senior Member
    eye don't need no flashbacks
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Central MNPosts: 14,659 Senior Member
    NN said:
    eye don't need no flashbacks
    To the dinosaurs? ;)
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • NNNN Senior Member NCPosts: 25,221 Senior Member
    edited August 2021 #15
    CHIRO1989 said:
    NN said:
    eye don't need no flashbacks
    To the dinosaurs? ;)
    Viet-Nam flash backs; at least made up ones
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Western PAPosts: 8,234 Senior Member
    There were dinosaurs in Nam when you were there?
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • PFDPFD Senior Member PNWPosts: 1,840 Senior Member
    I'm lucky my wife is patient . . .
    This is one of those movies where the fast forward button is your friend.
    Chinese Hitler was funny!
    I was expecting cheesy but this was embarrassing.
    I've spent an hour doing dumber things. 🙄
    That's all I got.

    Paul
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Living in a van, down by the river.Posts: 14,036 Senior Member
    There were dinosaurs in Nam when you were there?
    Not when he first got there, but they showed up...
    I'm just here for snark.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Merrritt Island, FLPosts: 25,219 Senior Member
    Ok, I looked this hot mess up, and even watched it. I've seen worse, but not much worse. "Blair Witch" comes to mind.
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Central MNPosts: 14,659 Senior Member
    zorba said:
    Ok, I looked this hot mess up, and even watched it. I've seen worse, but not much worse. "Blair Witch" comes to mind.
    No LoL's?
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Living in a van, down by the river.Posts: 14,036 Senior Member
    Anxiously awaiting....

    I'm just here for snark.
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Central MNPosts: 14,659 Senior Member
    Anxiously awaiting....

    Meh, no ninjas involved.
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Merrritt Island, FLPosts: 25,219 Senior Member
    CHIRO1989 said:
    zorba said:
    Ok, I looked this hot mess up, and even watched it. I've seen worse, but not much worse. "Blair Witch" comes to mind.
    No LoL's?
    It had its moments.
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
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